Friday? Where are u?

Does anyone have a muzzle for this girl? In a recent issue of Harper's Bazaar, Paris Hilton handed out some fashion advice for Sarah Palin. She said "You've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 49, girlfriend,". I guess seeing as how Paris has no idea about politics she's savng the world through fashion advice. How very pageant like of her!


Bye Bye Bunnies!



Looks like Hef is breaking up with all of his Girls next noor. First Holly Madison comfirms the split and now Kendra Wilkinson and Hef are opening up. He said of the break up "I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly.I was road kill a couple of weeks ago. We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn't work out. She became very depressed." aww poor Hef! Kendra was on with the Chelsea Handler show on Tuesday night and confessed that even though she and Hef are no longer an item, they'll always be best friends. Riiight! So what's up with Bridget?

Oooh Lindz put those away!


Really Paris?

There is Lindsey Lohan out shopping with her twins out for the whole world to see. Ya gotta hand it to her though. For being home grown she's got some nice ones!



John Mayer started a trend!



Ok, I don't care how old you are. or even how famous you are! Its NEVER ok to break up with someone via text or email or phone call...or anything like that!!!! Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift have been datin for several months and the little twit broke up with her over the phone! Grrrr! One insider said "He broke her heart." Blaaaaah! Can you tell im in my man-hating phase this week?


Beyoncé Finally Opens Up About Secret Wedding!!



Bout time! she and Jay-Z have been dating forever and she hasn't said squat! Beyonce sat douwn to do an interview with Essence magazine and said if her nuptuals, "What Jay and I have is real. It's not about interviews or getting the right photo op. It's real. We've been together a long time. We always knew it would happen." She said she didnt want an engagment ring because "People put too much emphasis on that. It's just material and it's just silly to me." Yea um Beyonce? What about the a $5 million, 18-carat flawless diamond ring that you've been sporting lately?