I hate it when my ears pop! Owwwwy!

Brit Brit is leaving Hollywood for good!



Yea right! If only! But Britney is ready to quit her Hollywood Hills home and move to an exclusive house on the outskirts of Los Angeles. She is reportedly 'looking like crazy' for a house in Calabasas in the San Fernando Valley. Sources say she has set her sights on a gated community where Travis Barker lives. The community is so private it is protected by not one but two sets of gates. This could actually be a good move for her given those pesky photogs that she always running over with her car.


Wino Hospitalized!!!!



Why does this not suprize me? All those long nights of doing crack might finally have caught up to her. Amy Winhouse has been hospitalized in London to undergo tests after fainting at her home Monday afternoon. Per Miller, the Amy's manager's assistant was "fortunately" with her at the time and managed to stop her falling. M iller made a statement saying "She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to the hospital as a precaution." Amy is still in the hospital as we speak undergoing some tests. So far all of Amy's Tests are inconclusive. Please keep her there!


Paris no more Puppies for you!!!!!





Good! Like she needs anymore!!! Paris was on her way to a photo shoot and wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter, but the store employee denied her request for a Yorkie claiming it was clearly "an impulse buy." Apparently Paris went "ballistic," and "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'"
Her temper tantrum didn't get her far because she walked out empty handed. UGH!



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GRRRRR!!!!




I want to pimp slap that little bitch! Nick Hogan has been whining about his quality of life in jail but I almost cried at watching the quality of life he has sentenced hin "friend" John Graziano to. Check out the heartbreaking video here



TMI!!!!



Apparently Diddy/P Diddy/Doody....(whatever the hell is we call him now) is really in touch with his feminine side! he said in a recent interview "While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink - vodka and lemonade - and listen to some James Brown. Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure - and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black." EEEEW!

HAPPY MONDAY!!!!

The Hogans have messed with the WRONG DUDE!!!



OMG!! I know that Hulk Hogan is supposed to be some gladiator wrestling badass, but if I was him I would be shaking in my red and yellow boots! He has been getting a bunch of threatening voicemails from John Graziano's brother Frank calling them "whores" and threatening to "piss on you and your family's grave". Geesh! Clearwater PD saysthere is an "open investigation" into the calls. Listen to the audio here



Nicole and Joel finally did it!



Just kidding! Joel Madden thought it would be a good idea to get back at Star Magazine for claiming that he and Nicole were going to get married this month. He wrote a blog on his website titled: WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! I just love what a smart ass he is!!!! When you click on the blog this what that pops up..

"CHECK OUT MY BLOG FOR A PICTURE OF ME AND MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. ALL I CAN SAY IS I AM SO VERY HAPPY.......




HAHA. JUST KIDDING.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two...... Check out the blog here


Tennessee Has Had it with Kanye!



Southerners don't deal with DIVOS!!!! Tired and angry US fans vented their spleen after Kanye West's late night performance at the Bonnaroo festival was delayed for nearly two hours, chanting: "Kanye sucks" and pelting the empty stage with glow sticks.West had been due to take the main stage at the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival in Manchester, Tennessee, at 2.45am yesterday, local time. However, a message on the jumbotrons said that Kanye's show would be delayed until 3.15am, but homeboy didn't hit the stage until 4.25am.The delay was supposedly caused by problems setting up West's elaborate stage set. UGH!


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YUCK!




EEEWY! Look at Mischa Barton's cellulite. They have creams for that ya know!

UM? WTF?



This is just sad! I'm not too sure what this pic is all about...but my guess is that its some sick promotion for Lindsey Lohan's new movie 'Labor Pains'.

I love my nailpolish!

Seriously?



WOW! Now I'm not knocking religion at all. But I think Joel Madden needs to take a step back and realize who his baby momma is. Nicole Richie, A.K.A former simple life bad girl and BFF to Paris Hilton....nuff said. To give the girl some credit Nicole has really turned her life around since the birth of baby Harlow but apparently thats not enough for Joel to marry her. Supposedly he wants her to find god before he will make an honest woman out of her. One source close to the couple said "Joel is determined not to marry Nicole until she asks forgiveness for her sins and is willing to raise little Harlow with the same religious upbringing that he had…Joel may look like a rebel, but the truth is he is an old-fashioned conservative guy with hardcore Christian beliefs.


Amy the Posicle Crack-head Queen



That is what I will be calling her from now on. Amy Winehouse was trying to make herself look like the good sameritan yesterday by handing out icey-pops to the local kiddies outside her Camden home. Amy....you can hand out all of the posicles you want....we still won't forget that you have a video of you not only high as a kite but also having a rascist sing-a-long! When asked about the recent video she said " I don't wat to play anythig down, but I'm the least rascuist person going." RIIIIIGHT!!!


Ooooooh Mariah and Madonna get owned!!!!!




Although most industry insiders believed Madonna or Mariah would be the top-selling album of the year, it turns out that might not be the case. Someone's set to beat both divas for biggest sales of the year, and that's rapper and "pretty boy" Lil' Wayne. And apparently the album hype was helped by all the internet leaks of his songs!!! 'Tha Carter III' came out this Tuesday morning, so exact figures have yet been determined, but execs at his music label estimate the album will sell between 850,000 and 950,000 by the end of its first week. Dayyyyyum!!!


She's gonna get fat!!!!!



Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are following the celebrity baby trend and having not one but TWO babies! Pete was on a radio show this morning and slipped!!Pete talked about a scrapbook that he and Ash have been keeping for 'them'. Not he, she or it…'them'. Later pete tried to cover i all up and said in an interview "That was waaaaay wrong. I meant to say 'the baby' and said 'them' cos it was 7 am. Not in a bs way: I can tell you we are absolutely not having twins. I totally misspoke coz we dunno if it's a boy or girl. I try to speak vaguely and I totally blew it on this one." I'll let you decide. Listen here for the audio!


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Round and full??



This sounds kinda yucky if you think about it. Angelina Jolie did an interview for the new issue of Entertainment Weekly and she said "[Being pregnant] It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full." Um ok? And that necklace she is vwearing in the pic if supposedly a gift from Brad. I guess their son maddox is really into drawing gunsand drew a picture of a machine gun for his mommy. Brad though it would be a good idea to make this necklace for Angie modeled after it as a Mother's day present. Weird.



Jessica Biel is one lucky Bitch!



There's Justin Timberlake at the premier for his new movie with Mike Myers 'The Love Guru". Gawd he is SO hot!

Starting to feel a lil' better :)

DUNZO???



Ayiyi....NOBODY in Hollywood stays together! There has been rumors going around for a while now that her Madgesty is finished with Guy Ritchie. Well now she's adding fuel to the fire. Madge has reportedly hired Britain's toughest divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC. She met with Mostyn about 10 days ago to allegedly discuss the divorce proceedings. Surprisingly enough Madonna and Guy have NO PRE-NUP! Hahahah Guy is kidding himself is he thinks he's going to get a dime of her money!



Dum, dum de dum.......



Are they FINALLY going to walk down the isle? Now this rumor is getting a little stale but supposedly Nicole Riche and Joel Madden are going to be married by the end of the month. The couple is planning on marrying at Lionel Richie's estate in Malibu on June 29th. Samantha Ronson and Alicia Keys will apparently be the performers, Alicia is apparently Nicole's favorite singer, and will serenade the couple after they exchange vows. Samantha will then DJ the reception. Ya think Lindsey will be her date?


Trouble in Paradise?



So this is why she's been partying so much latley. Supposedly Christina and her Hubby Jrodan aren't doing so hot. And Xtina has risen again because the Dirrty Girl has been flirting with another man who was a former associate of her husband. Jordan was having none of this because he apprently fired the dude. But the smarty pants that this guy is, he saved the email and is threatening to sell it to a tabloid. Scandalous!



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UM? Yea? I just have no words.




Ok let me just start this by saying I am and have ALWAYS been an avid NKOTB fan. I had it all...the bedspreads....the pins....the barbie dolls.... every piece of NKOTB paraphanalia there was, I had! I even named my hampster Joey! I really like their 'Summertime' song too. But WTF is up with this cheesy ass video? Chad Pitt and I are debating this as we speak...any comments Chaddy?.......

Chad : Riley, your a big fat whore and wouldn't know good taste even if it smacked you up side your hair extensions! btw, love ya mean it!


I swear he is the older brother I never wanted!





And another one POPS!




If anyone cares.....Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott welcomed a baby girl yesterday afternoon. This is their second munchkin together. They named the baby girl Stella Doreen McDermott. Now I though that Liam (their little boy) was a cute name...but Stella? EEEW!


OOOOh!



Tameka is gonna get him when she hears this one! Usher JUst got married and had his first child and he's already talking about how toughit is. In a recent interview to
Cosmopolitan magazine he said "I'm good at making love, but I'm not good at being in love. It's a conscious decision every day to love the person you're with." Tsk tsk tsk!


Hold on Tight!



Look at those lovebirds! Does anyone else get nautious at the thought of Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Ronson doin' the nasty?

Did you miss me?

So sorry it's been so long since I've posted. I've been fighting off the worst cold in creation for the past week. It's been bed, bath and BEYOND for me latley....he-he I made a funny :) Anyhoo....on to the Shizz.



Help! Anyone? Help?



When will someone finally get this girl some help? An Amy Winehouse video has been leaked once again showing Amy surrounded by her fav thing in the world next to Blakey.....crack! The video is pretty old because it was filmed by her Blake before he was incarcerated and he's been in jail for what seems like forever. A friend of the couple apparently gave the video to The News of the World. It shows Amy singing racist tunes with a coffee table filled with cigarettes, foils and drugs GALORE!!! Click here to see the video and more pics.



Round Two?



Lord help us! Britney DON'T DO IT!!!!!!! Britney seems to be getting back on track lately (except for the hair extentions) so I don't know why daddy Spears would want to do this. But apparently he has offered K-Fed $4.5 million dollars to re-marry Britney. Supposedly Brit Brit has no idea of her daddy's plans either. It's a good thing too because K-Fed is getting greedy. He says that he won't consider walking down the isle again unless there is no pre-nup and he gets $20 million. Gawd I'm never getting married!



She Popped.




Well woopdie-do-dah friggn day. Jessica Alba gave birth to little Honor Warren over the weekend. Jessica's dad said that the baby girl is beautiful. Blah blah blah. Apparently no one cares because I haven't heard of any of the gossip mags dishing out any dough for the first pics of the little bundle.


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Is this supposed to be sexy?



I used to just love Lindsey Lohan. I know I shouldn't admit that because she's such a mess but 'Parent Trap" was my fav movie when I was like 12. And I was kinda the "Mean Girl" in high school so that movie was my holy grail for a minute. LOL! But there's Lindsey in a photoshoot for second hand clothes. Now you know that girl would NEVER put even one of her freckly legs into a pair of used jeans!


Snoop Dogg is Smart



Hehehe.... I have grown to love Snoop Dogg! Not really for his music but for the crazy things that come out of his mouth that only he can get away with. Snoop recently said " A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college. But common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack."


Happy Birthday Johnny!!!!



Daaaaaayuuum! Johnny Depp look so good for 45! Screw that, he looks good for any age. Ayiyi I wanna lick birthday cake off of him. Oh, woops....sorry TMI :)

Vitamin C is my best Friend!!

Your kidding right?




So not only are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer still dating but these two celebritards are considering getting matching tattoos! Jen is said to be toying with adding a heart to the one she already has on her stomach but apparently Mayer has other ideas. A source close to the couple said "He had the idea that they should both have a 'J' tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial, Jennifer is really keen on the idea but is going to wait a few months. Don't celebrities know that tattoos are just plain bad luck when it come to relationships? Pam and Tommy, Carmen and Dave, Britney and K-Fed.....enough said!


Did she pop or what?



I wish they would just give this one a rest already! She'll pop when she pops! Gaaaaaaaaw! It's been a few days already and Entertainment Tonight has still not issued a retraction to their story of Angelina Jolie giving birth. Her rep has already denied it, stating "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France." However, executive producer for ET and The Insider, said in a statement on Monday, "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are friends of Entertainment Tonight. We have spent years cultivating that friendship, working with them side by side on many of their projects. We wish them and their children well. We are waiting to see how this story plays out." Blah, blah,blah....



Chirs and Rhianna Ice each other




Rihanna and Chris Brown are doing a bad job of pretending they're not a couple. The two were practically in one seat at the MTV Movie Awards. Plus when you're treating your "friend" to diamond necklaces, its pretty much a dead giveaway! Rihanna and Chris have decided to celebrate being together by giving each other $200,000 diamond necklaces. They purchased them recently at jeweler Jason Arasheben's exclusive Beverly Hills store. Rihanna's necklace has a heart on it, and Chris' is a diamond-encrusted cross.


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Gives me the Heebie Geebies



Somebody please get this girl a dermatologist stat!!!! EEEEk, I can't even look at Amy Winehouse without verping!



How Much?



Ayiyi! Word has it that Agie and Brad are set to recieve up to $15 million dollars for the first pics of the new twins. Dayyyyum!

I'm such a baby when I'm sick!

2008 MTV Movie Awards



There is Lindsey Lohan doing what she does best! Showing off her goodies! The 08' MTV movie awards was a pretty star studded event... And I will have to say that for once I agreed with everyone who won.....


BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE WINNER
- Ellen Page- Juno

BEST FIGHT WINNER
- Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet- Never Back Down

BEST SUMMER MOVIE SO FAR WINNER
- Iron Man

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE WINNER
- Will Smith- I Am Legend

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE WINNER
- Johnny Depp-Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE WINNER
- Zac Efron- Hairspray

BEST VILLAIN WINNER
- Johnny Depp- Sweeney Todd

BEST KISS WINNER
- Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman-Step Up 2 the Streets

BEST MOVIE WINNER
- TRANSFORMERS


Here are some more pics from the red carpet.....




Paris' evil looks are rubbing off on Benji.




I think Ellen Page is super cute but she could have done a little better with the attire.



I never really thought that Lauren Conrad was a hottie but she looks smokin in this pic!



I just can't stand these two! Heidi does have some cute shoes on though.


What is this?



UM? Now I know that Cameron Diaz has been quite the spinster since JT left her, and we all want her to find somebody but come on!?! Diddy and Ms. Diaz are suppposedy hooking up. They were spotted together at a book launch party for Prince on Friday night. Apparently they looked very cozy together, laughing and holding hands. At one point she even spoon-fed him some bread pudding. EEW! After the party, they headed over to Prince's Beverly Hills mansion where according to New York Daily News, "Diddy was bringing his lips towards hers when he realized someone was approaching," said a source. "Smiling, they closed the theatre's door and locked it." YUCKY!


Mama Lohan Speaks!



So Lindsey Lohan has hooked up with all the boys in Hollywood and now she's trying lesbian on for size. Apparently Dina Lohan just wants her daughter to be happy even if it means she's swaping spit with girls. On Lindsey's romance with Samantha Ronson she said "If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years."

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Ok, which one is preggers?



Ashlee Simpson just announced that she will be postponing her summer tour to get fat and have hubby Pete's baby. Awwwww how cute. I was wondering why Jessica didn't seem more jealous of her baby sis getting knocked up before her but now I know why! Judging by this pic it won't be long before Jess reveals she's having a little Romo.... the baby watch is on!!!!!


Now put that in your pipe and Smoke it!!!!!




So all of the stupid (male) critics that said that SATC movie sucked can shut it! The movie made $55.7 million dollars at the box office this weekend. That makes it biggest R-rated film ever released!!! Now that's what I'm talking about!!!!!