Thursday, June 12, 2008

I love my nailpolish!

Seriously?



WOW! Now I'm not knocking religion at all. But I think Joel Madden needs to take a step back and realize who his baby momma is. Nicole Richie, A.K.A former simple life bad girl and BFF to Paris Hilton....nuff said. To give the girl some credit Nicole has really turned her life around since the birth of baby Harlow but apparently thats not enough for Joel to marry her. Supposedly he wants her to find god before he will make an honest woman out of her. One source close to the couple said "Joel is determined not to marry Nicole until she asks forgiveness for her sins and is willing to raise little Harlow with the same religious upbringing that he had…Joel may look like a rebel, but the truth is he is an old-fashioned conservative guy with hardcore Christian beliefs.


Amy the Posicle Crack-head Queen



That is what I will be calling her from now on. Amy Winehouse was trying to make herself look like the good sameritan yesterday by handing out icey-pops to the local kiddies outside her Camden home. Amy....you can hand out all of the posicles you want....we still won't forget that you have a video of you not only high as a kite but also having a rascist sing-a-long! When asked about the recent video she said " I don't wat to play anythig down, but I'm the least rascuist person going." RIIIIIGHT!!!


Ooooooh Mariah and Madonna get owned!!!!!




Although most industry insiders believed Madonna or Mariah would be the top-selling album of the year, it turns out that might not be the case. Someone's set to beat both divas for biggest sales of the year, and that's rapper and "pretty boy" Lil' Wayne. And apparently the album hype was helped by all the internet leaks of his songs!!! 'Tha Carter III' came out this Tuesday morning, so exact figures have yet been determined, but execs at his music label estimate the album will sell between 850,000 and 950,000 by the end of its first week. Dayyyyyum!!!


She's gonna get fat!!!!!




Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are following the celebrity baby trend and having not one but TWO babies! Pete was on a radio show this morning and slipped!!Pete talked about a scrapbook that he and Ash have been keeping for 'them'. Not he, she or it…'them'. Later pete tried to cover i all up and said in an interview "That was waaaaay wrong. I meant to say 'the baby' and said 'them' cos it was 7 am. Not in a bs way: I can tell you we are absolutely not having twins. I totally misspoke coz we dunno if it's a boy or girl. I try to speak vaguely and I totally blew it on this one." I'll let you decide. Listen here for the audio!


Extra Shizz



Round and full??



This sounds kinda yucky if you think about it. Angelina Jolie did an interview for the new issue of Entertainment Weekly and she said "[Being pregnant] It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full." Um ok? And that necklace she is vwearing in the pic if supposedly a gift from Brad. I guess their son maddox is really into drawing gunsand drew a picture of a machine gun for his mommy. Brad though it would be a good idea to make this necklace for Angie modeled after it as a Mother's day present. Weird.



Jessica Biel is one lucky Bitch!



There's Justin Timberlake at the premier for his new movie with Mike Myers 'The Love Guru". Gawd he is SO hot!

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