Hyper hyper hyper!!!!!

Dunzo!!!!



Madonna swears up and down that she's not divorcing her hubby of seven years, but it's going to be hard for her and Guy to ignore these latest rumors. Apparently they are sleeping in separate rooms--even at hotels! During a recent trip to Italy, Madonna and Guy "had completely separate rooms, schedules, everything," said a source. The source also said "It is all very well organized but it’s not a marriage the way most people understand it. They have this attitude like 'we're not really a couple but we’re friends and we love each other and raise our kids. But the truth is they p*ss each other off, don’t agree on anything, don’t see each other or live 'together' as they did. They are like ships passing in the night." Um ok?


Mama's ready to go back to Work



Is she sick of her "savoir" Harlow already? IM KIDDING!!! Nicole Richie is ready to get back to work! She'll be making her sitcom comeback this fall on Chuck on NBC. And surprise, surprise, her role is of a mean girl! Nic will play a "snarky and spiteful girl" who tortured actress Yvonne Strahovski's character when they were in high school. Executive producer Josh Schwartz says Nicole had to audition for the role and she was really funny. He says, "This role is a great opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills and be diabolically evil and kick some butt. It's going to be really fun." We'll see how well she pulls this one off.


OH lord! Turn your eyes away!



EEEEEEEW! Everyone and their mother has a sex tape these days but I definitly could have gone the rest of my life living happily without seeing this!!!! Mini-Me Verne Troyer has a sex tape now!!!!. The tape features Troy and his ex-girlfriend in their apartment. A third party has gotten a hold of the video, and Kevin Blatt, who made the deal with Paris' tape, is in talks with SugarDVD for a $100K offer. Blaaaaaaaaah!

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Wow! She actually looks Good!



There's Brooke Hogan in the new issue of Maxim. Not to bad for a tranny look-a-like ;)


This is just funny!



I'm mean, I know. But you know you smiled!

KBD tonight! That's all I'm sayin' ;)

Brit gets some Sleepovers!



Britney Spears left court early yesterday with a big smile on her face! After a 3 hour hearing, Britney was given some more visitation with her boys, and will now be able to have them overnight! She looks good… I mean, she still needs to work on the hair and get a facial, but she looks like she showered and her outfit isn't too shabby.


No One in Hollywood is Safe!




I NEVER want to be famous! If your well known in Tinsle Town its a given that your going to rehab!!! Heather Locklear is seeking treatment for psychological issues at an Arizona facility. Her publicist said "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment," says Locklear's rep, Cece Yorke. "This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released." Ya know if Denise Richards stole my hubby I'd be pretty depressed too!


Um Cam?




Is this the guy your dating? Lately Cameron Diaz has been snuggled up with Jennifer Aniston's ex and so far she's been pretty happy. But after seeing these pics of him I would be having second thoughts!! Apparently they are from his ealry modeling days, but a leather studded jacket and skin tight hotpants? Yucky!!! Check out the pics here



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Shiloh Jolie Pitt Makes Her Acting Debut In The Curious Case of Benjamin Button!!!




At around 1:20 you can see Shiloh make her acting debut alongside daddy Brad . You would never know its her because the shot is done from a distance. But there she is. And it starts! Yet another hollywood kid takes away chances for some regular kid to break into Hollywood. Ok that was harsh ( but its true). I do really think Shiloh is cute though.



Oh My!!!



Matta Damon used to look hot! The main word in that sentence being USED to. He looks like a fat nerd!!! He’s filming “The Informant” in Hawaii… I'm hoping that's why he looks like that!!!

Tuesday? Where's Friday???

Once upon a Time....



The Hogans knew best, but now they are just as crazy as every other reality TV stars. As much as I HATE that whiny little bitch Nick Hogan, it makes sad to see how this family has crumbled. I mean after all, Linda and Hulk Hogan were married for something like 25 years! And now look at them. A 911 call placed by Linda was just leaked, and in the call she's telling the dispatcher Hulk was stalking her because he was right outside her house and she has a court order for him to stay away from her. So when Hulk decided to leave, she went and followed him! IN HER CAR. Who's crazy now?! Even the dispatcher tells her to stop following him. listen to the call here


She'll never learn!



So if you were diagnosed with emphysema and advised by a doctor to not smoke, do drugs or work you would take it easy right? Welp Amy Winehouse doesn't think this way. She was all smiles when she was snapped in the passenger seat of a car shortly after she was released from the hospital. And a trip to the emergency room didn't stop Wino from rehearsals for the Glastonbury Festival and the Nelson Mandela charity concert--for smoking for that matter. She lit up a cigarette as soon as she was discarded from the hospital. Wino's rep Tracey Miller claims that her dad Mitch over exaggerated her condition. "She is not diagnosed with full-blown emphysema, but instead has early signs of what could lead to emphysema." Tsk tsk tsk!

YOU CAN'T SING!!!!!!



Heidi, for the sake of all that is holy......Stop it! Stop it ! Stop it! You are hurting our ears with you poor excuse for music! Ok I feel better now. So Heidi Montag put out yet another song and Spencer Pratt says 'Fashion' is "the best song of his life". Yuck! Listen to it here




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Oh but they are NOT Dating



Just friggin admit it already!!!!!!!!! Chris' mother Joyce Hawkins claims Rihanna is "the sexiest and sweetest girl Chris has ever dated." Their romance is just about the worst kept secret of 2008. Everyone knows they're together but just yesterday Rihanna denied being involved with him claiming, "He's an amazing person but we are not dating. We are very close, very, very close... There's a big difference." Sigh, whatever :)


Goth baby???




I really do think Gwen Stefani has great style! And I think it's cute to give babies little punk rocker looks but this is a little much. Gwen was recently talking about her future tot and said "We don't know if it's a boy or a girl. We are going to put him [or her] in a black room. It'll be a goth baby." Itsn't that bad for the baby to put them in a dark room like that? I mean that kid is gonna grow up to be Marylin Manson or something. Just sayin'.

Starbucks...get in my belly!!!!!

Daddy Wino : "Amy Could Die"



I really hope that Amy Wino's talents are just going to be wasted away to the drug gods! Seriously this girl is too alented to throw her life awy to crack the way she has been. Well Amy is really sick now!!! According to Amy Winehouse's father Mitch, the troubled singer is in the early stages of Emphysema. He made a statement saying "With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up," Mitch Winehouse tells the Sunday Mirror in the U.K. "There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 percent lung capacity." When we got to the hospital a room was ready. Several doctors came in and checked to make sure she didn't need any emergency treatment. They put her on a drip straight away because she was dehydrated. All of this may have been a reality check for her because she said, 'Don't worry about me, dad. I know I've got to stop taking drugs now." We'll see. I hope for her sake she means it!



Jenny from the Block my Ass!!!



Ok, I'm a proud Rican woman so naturally i love how much JLO has accomplished in her career...BUT... it pisses me off how she acts like her "you know what" dont stink! She was out shopping last week at the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset's Miracle Mile and acted like a D-I-V-A!!! One clerk at the store said "She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, 'Absolutely not,t hen one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing." UGH!!!!!!!


And the Creepy Dad Award goes to......



Nope not Joe Simpson... Larry Birkhead! He coughed up nearly $3,000 at an auction Saturday for some old lingerie worn by Anna Nicole Smith in a Playboy shoot for his daughter Dannielynn. He explained why by saying "I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about," he told the Associated Press. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career. You know, it's not something I can show today, but something down the road," he added. "It's not going to be in any bedtime stories anytime soon." Good lord i hope not! WACKO!!!!

Yup, it's Thursday

Another Spears girl enters the world.



Quick, hide your sons! 17-year-old Jamie Lynn popped out a baby girl at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Ms. She delivered via C-section at 8:30 a.m. The new baby Spears weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces. Supposedly Jamie Lynn and Casey wanted to name her Cailynn or Cassie which would have been a combination of their names but they went with Maddie Briann instead. I kinda like Cailynn better, but at least they didn't give her some weird name like CoCoa or Apple or Finneus!


Geesh, have the Twins First!



The Brangelina clan is getting ginormous(R!LEY-ISM). Rumor has it that Brad and Angelina want to adopt another baby boy from Ethiopia! One source said "Angie and Brad have wanted an African boy for the last couple of years. They were initially going to have that adoption follow the addition of Pax last year, but that all changed when Angie got pregnant with twins last fall." How many kids is tha now? Like 10?


Is he off the Market?



Colin Farrell prety much lost his allure for me when he made out with Britney Spears, but he's still known primarily as a Hollywood bad boy. So it was kind of a suprise that there is rumore going around that he has married his GF Muireann McDonnell. He was spotted at LAX wearing a ring on his left ring finger as well. BTW, Muireann's ex committed suicide after she dumped him for Farrell. Wierd!


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R.I.P Mimi



Poor Tori Spelling! Her precious pug Mimi La Rue has died. Tori put out a statement about her loss, saying, "She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly. People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud! I'm devastated. I'm convinced she waited around to make sure I had the daughter I always dreamt about before she left us." Seriously?


Engagement dress?



I swear the things that celebs come up with boggles me. Nicole Richie's engagement to DJ AM never turned into anything more, but she did hold onto the dress she wore to their engagement party. It's a vintage Halston dress worth more than $10,000. Keep in mind, Nicole was a realllllly skinny back then, so it basically fit your Barbie doll. I hope this isn't going to become a trend like the divorce ring.


Just because...




Dayyyum he's hot!!!!


And this one is NOT!!!!!



People Magazine just named Mario Lopez its hottest bachelor. Yea...no.

I hate it when my ears pop! Owwwwy!

Brit Brit is leaving Hollywood for good!



Yea right! If only! But Britney is ready to quit her Hollywood Hills home and move to an exclusive house on the outskirts of Los Angeles. She is reportedly 'looking like crazy' for a house in Calabasas in the San Fernando Valley. Sources say she has set her sights on a gated community where Travis Barker lives. The community is so private it is protected by not one but two sets of gates. This could actually be a good move for her given those pesky photogs that she always running over with her car.


Wino Hospitalized!!!!



Why does this not suprize me? All those long nights of doing crack might finally have caught up to her. Amy Winhouse has been hospitalized in London to undergo tests after fainting at her home Monday afternoon. Per Miller, the Amy's manager's assistant was "fortunately" with her at the time and managed to stop her falling. M iller made a statement saying "She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to the hospital as a precaution." Amy is still in the hospital as we speak undergoing some tests. So far all of Amy's Tests are inconclusive. Please keep her there!


Paris no more Puppies for you!!!!!





Good! Like she needs anymore!!! Paris was on her way to a photo shoot and wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter, but the store employee denied her request for a Yorkie claiming it was clearly "an impulse buy." Apparently Paris went "ballistic," and "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'"
Her temper tantrum didn't get her far because she walked out empty handed. UGH!



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GRRRRR!!!!




I want to pimp slap that little bitch! Nick Hogan has been whining about his quality of life in jail but I almost cried at watching the quality of life he has sentenced hin "friend" John Graziano to. Check out the heartbreaking video here



TMI!!!!



Apparently Diddy/P Diddy/Doody....(whatever the hell is we call him now) is really in touch with his feminine side! he said in a recent interview "While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink - vodka and lemonade - and listen to some James Brown. Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure - and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black." EEEEW!

HAPPY MONDAY!!!!

The Hogans have messed with the WRONG DUDE!!!



OMG!! I know that Hulk Hogan is supposed to be some gladiator wrestling badass, but if I was him I would be shaking in my red and yellow boots! He has been getting a bunch of threatening voicemails from John Graziano's brother Frank calling them "whores" and threatening to "piss on you and your family's grave". Geesh! Clearwater PD saysthere is an "open investigation" into the calls. Listen to the audio here



Nicole and Joel finally did it!



Just kidding! Joel Madden thought it would be a good idea to get back at Star Magazine for claiming that he and Nicole were going to get married this month. He wrote a blog on his website titled: WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! I just love what a smart ass he is!!!! When you click on the blog this what that pops up..

"CHECK OUT MY BLOG FOR A PICTURE OF ME AND MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. ALL I CAN SAY IS I AM SO VERY HAPPY.......




HAHA. JUST KIDDING.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two...... Check out the blog here


Tennessee Has Had it with Kanye!



Southerners don't deal with DIVOS!!!! Tired and angry US fans vented their spleen after Kanye West's late night performance at the Bonnaroo festival was delayed for nearly two hours, chanting: "Kanye sucks" and pelting the empty stage with glow sticks.West had been due to take the main stage at the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival in Manchester, Tennessee, at 2.45am yesterday, local time. However, a message on the jumbotrons said that Kanye's show would be delayed until 3.15am, but homeboy didn't hit the stage until 4.25am.The delay was supposedly caused by problems setting up West's elaborate stage set. UGH!


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YUCK!




EEEWY! Look at Mischa Barton's cellulite. They have creams for that ya know!

UM? WTF?



This is just sad! I'm not too sure what this pic is all about...but my guess is that its some sick promotion for Lindsey Lohan's new movie 'Labor Pains'.

I love my nailpolish!

Seriously?



WOW! Now I'm not knocking religion at all. But I think Joel Madden needs to take a step back and realize who his baby momma is. Nicole Richie, A.K.A former simple life bad girl and BFF to Paris Hilton....nuff said. To give the girl some credit Nicole has really turned her life around since the birth of baby Harlow but apparently thats not enough for Joel to marry her. Supposedly he wants her to find god before he will make an honest woman out of her. One source close to the couple said "Joel is determined not to marry Nicole until she asks forgiveness for her sins and is willing to raise little Harlow with the same religious upbringing that he had…Joel may look like a rebel, but the truth is he is an old-fashioned conservative guy with hardcore Christian beliefs.


Amy the Posicle Crack-head Queen



That is what I will be calling her from now on. Amy Winehouse was trying to make herself look like the good sameritan yesterday by handing out icey-pops to the local kiddies outside her Camden home. Amy....you can hand out all of the posicles you want....we still won't forget that you have a video of you not only high as a kite but also having a rascist sing-a-long! When asked about the recent video she said " I don't wat to play anythig down, but I'm the least rascuist person going." RIIIIIGHT!!!


Ooooooh Mariah and Madonna get owned!!!!!




Although most industry insiders believed Madonna or Mariah would be the top-selling album of the year, it turns out that might not be the case. Someone's set to beat both divas for biggest sales of the year, and that's rapper and "pretty boy" Lil' Wayne. And apparently the album hype was helped by all the internet leaks of his songs!!! 'Tha Carter III' came out this Tuesday morning, so exact figures have yet been determined, but execs at his music label estimate the album will sell between 850,000 and 950,000 by the end of its first week. Dayyyyyum!!!


She's gonna get fat!!!!!



Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are following the celebrity baby trend and having not one but TWO babies! Pete was on a radio show this morning and slipped!!Pete talked about a scrapbook that he and Ash have been keeping for 'them'. Not he, she or it…'them'. Later pete tried to cover i all up and said in an interview "That was waaaaay wrong. I meant to say 'the baby' and said 'them' cos it was 7 am. Not in a bs way: I can tell you we are absolutely not having twins. I totally misspoke coz we dunno if it's a boy or girl. I try to speak vaguely and I totally blew it on this one." I'll let you decide. Listen here for the audio!


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Round and full??



This sounds kinda yucky if you think about it. Angelina Jolie did an interview for the new issue of Entertainment Weekly and she said "[Being pregnant] It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full." Um ok? And that necklace she is vwearing in the pic if supposedly a gift from Brad. I guess their son maddox is really into drawing gunsand drew a picture of a machine gun for his mommy. Brad though it would be a good idea to make this necklace for Angie modeled after it as a Mother's day present. Weird.



Jessica Biel is one lucky Bitch!



There's Justin Timberlake at the premier for his new movie with Mike Myers 'The Love Guru". Gawd he is SO hot!

Starting to feel a lil' better :)

DUNZO???



Ayiyi....NOBODY in Hollywood stays together! There has been rumors going around for a while now that her Madgesty is finished with Guy Ritchie. Well now she's adding fuel to the fire. Madge has reportedly hired Britain's toughest divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC. She met with Mostyn about 10 days ago to allegedly discuss the divorce proceedings. Surprisingly enough Madonna and Guy have NO PRE-NUP! Hahahah Guy is kidding himself is he thinks he's going to get a dime of her money!



Dum, dum de dum.......



Are they FINALLY going to walk down the isle? Now this rumor is getting a little stale but supposedly Nicole Riche and Joel Madden are going to be married by the end of the month. The couple is planning on marrying at Lionel Richie's estate in Malibu on June 29th. Samantha Ronson and Alicia Keys will apparently be the performers, Alicia is apparently Nicole's favorite singer, and will serenade the couple after they exchange vows. Samantha will then DJ the reception. Ya think Lindsey will be her date?


Trouble in Paradise?



So this is why she's been partying so much latley. Supposedly Christina and her Hubby Jrodan aren't doing so hot. And Xtina has risen again because the Dirrty Girl has been flirting with another man who was a former associate of her husband. Jordan was having none of this because he apprently fired the dude. But the smarty pants that this guy is, he saved the email and is threatening to sell it to a tabloid. Scandalous!



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UM? Yea? I just have no words.




Ok let me just start this by saying I am and have ALWAYS been an avid NKOTB fan. I had it all...the bedspreads....the pins....the barbie dolls.... every piece of NKOTB paraphanalia there was, I had! I even named my hampster Joey! I really like their 'Summertime' song too. But WTF is up with this cheesy ass video? Chad Pitt and I are debating this as we speak...any comments Chaddy?.......

Chad : Riley, your a big fat whore and wouldn't know good taste even if it smacked you up side your hair extensions! btw, love ya mean it!


I swear he is the older brother I never wanted!





And another one POPS!




If anyone cares.....Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott welcomed a baby girl yesterday afternoon. This is their second munchkin together. They named the baby girl Stella Doreen McDermott. Now I though that Liam (their little boy) was a cute name...but Stella? EEEW!


OOOOh!



Tameka is gonna get him when she hears this one! Usher JUst got married and had his first child and he's already talking about how toughit is. In a recent interview to
Cosmopolitan magazine he said "I'm good at making love, but I'm not good at being in love. It's a conscious decision every day to love the person you're with." Tsk tsk tsk!


Hold on Tight!



Look at those lovebirds! Does anyone else get nautious at the thought of Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Ronson doin' the nasty?

Did you miss me?

So sorry it's been so long since I've posted. I've been fighting off the worst cold in creation for the past week. It's been bed, bath and BEYOND for me latley....he-he I made a funny :) Anyhoo....on to the Shizz.



Help! Anyone? Help?



When will someone finally get this girl some help? An Amy Winehouse video has been leaked once again showing Amy surrounded by her fav thing in the world next to Blakey.....crack! The video is pretty old because it was filmed by her Blake before he was incarcerated and he's been in jail for what seems like forever. A friend of the couple apparently gave the video to The News of the World. It shows Amy singing racist tunes with a coffee table filled with cigarettes, foils and drugs GALORE!!! Click here to see the video and more pics.



Round Two?



Lord help us! Britney DON'T DO IT!!!!!!! Britney seems to be getting back on track lately (except for the hair extentions) so I don't know why daddy Spears would want to do this. But apparently he has offered K-Fed $4.5 million dollars to re-marry Britney. Supposedly Brit Brit has no idea of her daddy's plans either. It's a good thing too because K-Fed is getting greedy. He says that he won't consider walking down the isle again unless there is no pre-nup and he gets $20 million. Gawd I'm never getting married!



She Popped.




Well woopdie-do-dah friggn day. Jessica Alba gave birth to little Honor Warren over the weekend. Jessica's dad said that the baby girl is beautiful. Blah blah blah. Apparently no one cares because I haven't heard of any of the gossip mags dishing out any dough for the first pics of the little bundle.


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Is this supposed to be sexy?



I used to just love Lindsey Lohan. I know I shouldn't admit that because she's such a mess but 'Parent Trap" was my fav movie when I was like 12. And I was kinda the "Mean Girl" in high school so that movie was my holy grail for a minute. LOL! But there's Lindsey in a photoshoot for second hand clothes. Now you know that girl would NEVER put even one of her freckly legs into a pair of used jeans!


Snoop Dogg is Smart



Hehehe.... I have grown to love Snoop Dogg! Not really for his music but for the crazy things that come out of his mouth that only he can get away with. Snoop recently said " A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college. But common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack."


Happy Birthday Johnny!!!!



Daaaaaayuuum! Johnny Depp look so good for 45! Screw that, he looks good for any age. Ayiyi I wanna lick birthday cake off of him. Oh, woops....sorry TMI :)