KBD and Me!!! College Night!

Have another one Paula!



Wow! I wish I could be as cracked out as Paula and still get payed the big bucks! Last night Paula was hitting the sauce at lunch having a few too many cocktails and when it cam time to judge the contestants on their first song she took it upon herself to give her opion on the second song that hadnt even happended yet. Good one! And for your viewing pleasure, David Cook's performance last night made me a little...well nevermid! LOL!




Mariah's Rock!



Ok I wanna know where in the hell Nick Cannon is getting the money for all these diamonds he keeps buying. A few months ago he was engaged to Victoria Secret model Selita Banks and she had quite the rock but now he bought Mariah Carey a ginormous diamond ring. And yup, supposedly its and engagemnt ring. But not just any ring...its a 17 carat pink and purple diamond stunner! Good lord in need to find a sugar daddy!


Say Buh- Buy to the Pitts




Angie and Brad have officially moved to the French Rivera. They are staying in Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen's villa while they look for a suitable hospital for Angie to give birth.


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SHUT THE (Bleep) UP!!!



Gawd this kid makes me crazy! Spencer Pratt recently said of his success, “It’s jealousy, man. It’s human. I’m jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch. I feel for these people who wish they could be on reality television and not in their cubicles. You got to thank your haters.” Grrrrrrrrrr!!!


LC has a new man!



And he's fine! Lauren has been spending time with 22-year-old Doug Reinhardt, who plays baseball for the Orioles minor league team. The two were seen at Goa last week for Kanye's after concert party, and at Boulevard 3 for Stephanie Pratt's birthday. Lod im jealous!

Is is the weekend yet? BSMF!!!!!!!!

Miley Mayhem!



I think I am seeing a window into the future, a future of head shaving, hoo-haa showing and bad marriages.... sound familiar? Don't forget< Britney started out as a disney sweetheart! Apparently the racy photos of Miley Cyrus caused so much traffic on the Vatinty Fair website yesterday that thesite was temporarily shut down. Something like 4 million people hit up the site! Dayyyyum pervs!



Mr and Mrs. Madden?



Oh snap! Nicole's gonna be a little jelly! Paris and Benji are so in love and "serious" that Joel has been calling miz Hilton his sister-in-law. Paris is probaly just trying to one up Nicole because she didnt get any attention when baby Harlow was born.



Amy and Blake Forever




UgH! amy Winehouse was so upset that everyone was spreading rumors that she was cheating on Blake with her managers assistant Alex Haynes, that she went to her
trusty paparazzi friend to set the records straight. Here's how it all played out...Winehouse got into a huge screaming match with her father, Mitch, at her home on Monday,Amy then stepped outside her front door, visibly shaken, to "set the record straight". Wino began to attack the media for spreading "lies after lies after lies" about her. One photog states that "Her father arrives, goes into her house and gives her a massive bollocking. You could just hear screaming and shouting inside. He was telling her, 'You've got to f-ing pull yourself together.' We just heard swearing and shouting."The paparazzi continues, "I ended up having a 10-minute conversation with her on the doorstep. She insisted she is not divorcing Blake. She's totally in love with him. I said, 'How are things?' She said, 'It's beautiful. The summer's come and I can't wait to get my Blake back.'"


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Are you Serious?




I love the Hill....but come on!


WOW!!!!



When did Gweneth become a MILF??

Case of the Mondays

Hoooooochie!



Ok I was no angel at 15 but then again I'm not Disney's cash cow either! Earlier this week there were personal photos of Miley Cyrus that surfaced on the Internet. They had Miley showing off some midriff along with her sitting on the lap of her ex-boyfriend. It doesn't end there though because Miley did a photo shoot for the upcoming issue for Vanity Fair which shows the 15-year old naked covered with only a sheet. Miley's parents and the suits that handle her affairs obviously are not liking the negative publicity their little girl is getting so they've made her issue a statement apologizing. In the apology to People she says, "My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed." You should be!!! Check out more pics from the shoot here




Beware of these two!



Remember a few motnhs ago when Diddy was sayong he wanted to start a car service for celebs? Well Benji and paris need to give Diddy a call because these two lovebirlds were involved in a hit and run over the weekend. They were leaving the Foxtail in West Hollywood, Benji behind the wheel and Paris riding shotgun, when they are said to have run over a photographer’s foot.Glen Gurniak is said to have screamed but the famous pair continued driving after someone shouted: “He’s alright, he’s a paparazzi.” Glen told Splash News: “There were too many people that side of the car so he swung the wheels in my direction on the other side of the car and got my foot trapped under the wheel.I yelled at him: ‘Dude, you’ve pinched my foot under the wheel, don’t drive, don’t drive,he turned and looked at me out of the window and then just drove. I fell to the floor as the car stopped and was just laying on the floor as everyone was screaming at him that he’d run me over.” Dumbass!!!



Jen and John sitting a tree.....



Apparenlty Sheryl Crow is playing matchmaker with her friends. Sheryl Crow credits Jennifer Aniston with helping her get through her cancer struggles so she decided to pay her back by hooking her up with her friend John Mayer. An insider said " Sheryl thinks the world of Jen and John, and nknows that both have been looking for that special person." Supposedly Jenn and John were spotted having a late lunch together at Michael's Genuine Food & Drink in Miami. They were locked in an intimate conversation for about an hour and half.Anybody else think theyr are odd together?


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Amy has a New man!!!



Amy is supposedly asking Blake for a divorce, not that I really believe this but it looks like she's at least having an affair with some dude named Alex Hayes. Amy Winehouse's dad already said his piece on his disapproval of his daughter, and now the mom is steppin in. And believe it or not, she's defending Amy's new love! Way to look on the bright side of your daughter's affair! Amy's mom says, Mommy Winehouse says, "He's a lovely boy - gentle and sweet. He really looked after Amy popping out to buy cigarettes, papers, anything she wanted… He works for her manager so their relationship was professional to begin with but if they've made something of it, I'm thrilled."

Humpty Hump

HOLY AMERICAL IDOL!!!!!



Let me first say that I am a HUUUUUGE fan of all things Andrew LLyod Webber! My first talent show ever was me lip synching to Music of the Night (which I won...GO ME!) So you can imagine how I was salivating over David Cook's performance last night. i think he's my new favorite David! Geesh I feel so bad abandoning my little David Archuleta, but ya gotta give it to Cookie boy. He can do Mariah Carey AND be the Phantom of the Opera....no contest! I was rooting for Brooke White but girly has got to get it together! This is the second time she's had a bad start to a song.




Guess who....



Is holding this joint...I swear some people will never learn. Didn't she just get caught doing this like tow days ago? Click here to find out. Brace yourself!


Let's just bann her from ever gong outside!



Paris Hilton has been racking up her frequent flyer miles latley.. Paris was just in Russia hosting their MTV awards and for a photo shoot. During the photo shoot Paris proved how classy she can be by scribbling her name with permanent marker on the wallpaper of the hotel room. Paris was not in a Motel 6 either. She was at the Hyatt hotel’s $16,000. Classy.


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Pink has a New Man



She doesn't waste any time. Supposedly she's dating Todd Morse who's in Juliette Lewis' band. Its a little bit of a downgrade from Cary Hart if you ask me.


Nicole sports a baby Bump!



Sort Of.......I've said it before and I'll say it again, EAT A BURGER!!!!!!


Awwwwwwwwwww!



How cute is little Harlow!!!

Tues BLaaaaahhhhh

Our prayers are with you Cam!



Cameron Diaz appeared to be all smiles during her fathers memorial service this past weekend at Seal Beach, but according to her 'What Happens In Vegas' co-star Ashton Kutcher, she's been seeking "medical attention" to cope with his death. Kutcher is in London promoting the movie without Cam and told reporters, "Sadly she will not be joining us for the premiere as she has just lost her father and is under medical attention with stress at the moment. "But she will be better soon." Kutcher went on to thank the paparazzi for their concern for Cameron, adding: "I will be telling her of your get well soon wishes and condolences following her father's passing on."


Lindsey Lohan Version 2.0



Ugh as is one Lohan isn't enough! Lindsey's baby sister Ali Lohan is set to star in her first feature film 'Ghostly'. Her role is similar to the one Lindsey played in mean girls. Popular high school beeeotch struts around the screen...blah blah balh. Ali says she hase always wanted to be just like her big sis, "I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage." DUI's and rehab are in this chicks future then.


Kanye West is SINGLE!!!!



Kanye West and his fiancée of a year and a half, designer Alexis Phifer are dunzo!!! And apparently she's a little sad about it. "It's always sad when things like this end, and we remain friends, I wish him the best in his future and all of his endeavors. He's one of the most talented people I've ever met." Dumb ass should have married him when she had the chance!


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One Snoop to live



Hahahahahahaaaaaa! This is going to be good! Snoop Dogg is set to make a cameo on the soap opera 'One Life to Live'!!!!! Hahahah i could just see the script now.....


Snoop: Wassup pretty lady?

Old Cougar: Snoopie! I've missed you so!!!!!

Snoop: Well maybe i can't be given you any more of my sexual seduction.

Old Cougar: What? Snoop ....nooooooooooooooo! I can't live without you!!!!!

Snoop: Awwww hunny you be fine. For shizzle!

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

Where did the weekend go?

Double Wedding??



Good lord, I know that BFF's like to do everything together but Paris Hilton is taking that notion a little far. Paris isn't even engaged to Benji Madden yet but she is already planning on having a double wedding with Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Apparently she thinks she will make a gizzillion dollars off of the pictures. I hate to admit it but she probably will.

Amy Celebrating 4:20



Well at least she wasn't doing crack this time! Amy Winehouse was caught on tape smoking a big fat doobie in front of the paparazzi over the weekend. Good one Amy. Click here to see the video.


She may never sing again!



Nooooooooooo! I love me some Jordan Sparks!!!! Jordan has cancelled her first night opening for Alicia Keys because she has a career-threatening throat injury. A source says she is suffering from an acute vocal cord hemorrhage and will not be allowed to sing until her condition gets better. Get well soon Jordan!


Ooooh Nick Lachey won't like this!



In a recent interview Jessica Simpson opened up about the most romantic thing a man has ever done for her...and guess what? Nick wasn't the guy that did it! She said that someone she dated (not married) wrote a song for her. Now we all know it wasn't Nick because he definitly didn't write his own songs!


Hoochie!







Just remember something....this daddy's girl is only 15!

Its Thursday already??

FINAAAAAALLLLYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





So Mariah Carey and Elliot Yamin performed on American Idol last night....blha blah blah! Let's get right down to it! Miss I have a bad atitude country bumpkin got voted off last night! Yippie! Buh-Bye Kristie Lee Cook! Go Davids go!!! Which do you like better.. David Archuleta or David Cook?



Who knew she was Dating?



Well I guess Alicia Key's inspiration for 'No One' had to come from somewhere. Apparenlty Alicia wants to get on the bandwagon with all of the other I-do hungry celebs because word has it that she's going to marry hermusic producer Kerry Brothers.Supposeldy they are going to try the know at the Ohkea Castle in Long Island on July 4th,2008. Hurray for weddding sparklers!



Just for cheeto filled giggles!



So brit brit is really intent on getting back into her pop princess status. She has been taking voice lessons latley and has been spending a lot of time in the studio in LA. But a source close to her says its just for fun. "She's doing it just for fun," the source said. "She's just sitting at the piano, singing a little. She's just in there to have some fun. It may lead to something down the road, but right now this is just part of her staying on the right track."


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Pete Did Good





Now I try and never say this about celebs because if I allowed myself to think this way I would have offed myself a long time ago...LOL.. Im kidding! But, I have to admit that I am SO JEALOUS of Ashlee's rock!

Hump Day!!!

He's Growing on me!!!



Now I haven't always been the biggest fan of David Cook but he ROCKED on American idol last night. It was Mariah Caery night and his rendition of Always be my baby was amazing!!!! Dare I say that he even looked smokin hawt?!? I'm still pulling for my little David Archuleta though, I just want to squeeze his cute little face off!!!


Chaotic Round Two


He's Growing on me!

Is she effin crazy? Well ok that was a dumb question but come on!!! Apparently Britney Spears has been documenting her crazy life with a videocamera over the past six months and now she wants to relaese the footage. You have got to be joking! As much as I would love to watch this car wreck have an emotional breakdown while sitting on my couch with a nice glass of wine I just can't see this as being a good idea for her! A source said "If she does decide to go public with the footage, it'll be explosive. Although some of it is really sad to watch, especially the parts where she is close to breakdown, others are dynamite." Dynamite?



Take her off our hands!!!!


He's growing on me!


Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have olny been dating for a few months but her parents are jumping for joy at the thought of marrying Paris off. Rick and Kathy Hilton recenlty did an interview where they talked about Paris' new beau and Daddy Hilton sang his praises. "He's the perfect example of 'don't judge a book by its cover.' He's polite, well mannered - even calls me sir. We love him like family already."
And Paris' mom likes him too! "This has honestly become the real thing,It's a great love match, and I have a funny feeling it's going to go all the way, and we've already given it our approval." Well Benji and Joel are twins and twins do everything alike. So maybe Paris and Nicole will have a double wedding.


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No Albums for Junkies!



Finally!!! Maybe this will knock some sense into her!Amy Winehouse has been warned by her label that if she doesn't get her act together or she willl never be allowed to relaese another album. Ya know being a junkie is always easier when your making millions in album sales.

Fo Shizzle Dizzle!!



Snoop Dogg is planning on writing childrens' books. LMAO!!!!!! The books, entitled 'Where's the Cheese,' will be a series of urban books illustrated by his cousin Joe Cool in an effort to "help city youngsters cope with the problems that can arise in their environment." The series will focus on a character called 'Lil Mouse' and her constant quest for cheese. How high do you think he was when he came up with this?

Is is Wednesday yet??

I'm not pregnant... I swear!



So yesterday Pete Wentz was defending his future wifey against the rumors that she was gonna have a wee Fallout boy or girl and now Ashlee is getting in on the denials. She was taping an episode of TRL and denied that she is pregnant. "She said that the rumors have been going around for about a year now and if she was pregnant she shoulda had the baby by now," a source at the taping tells us. ok, ok...we believe you.


Heath cut from "Dark Knight"????



According to a movie fansite scenes depicting Heath Ledger's character as dead may be cut from the upcoming Batman sequel, The Dark Knight. In the movie, Ledger's character, "The Joker," is shown pretending to be dead in a body bag. Sources say the scenes were getting a negative reaction at early test screenings, and that studio execs are now considering eliminating them from the movie altogether. The Dark Knight is due in theaters on July 18th. I can't wait to see this!!!!


She's dating him???



This is stange celebrity hookup number 2,356,987! Supposedly Mariah Caery and Nick Cannon have been getting very close lately. They flew to Vegas last night together on a private jet for Moooh-riah's Bday party at Prive in Vegas. I just dont get these two.




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Would you trust her with you kid?



Ok who in the hell is the mom wholet Amy Winehouse hold their baby let alone do it while shooting tequila??!!?? I mean I guess we can look on the birght side, at least she wasn't smoking crack and blowing it into the baby's face! UGH!!! Check out more of these pics here



You call that a Bump?




Nicole Kidman is going to have the smallest baby ever! At 6 months she should be waaaaaayyyyy bigger than that! Eat some cheese burgers woman!

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Fallout Boy or Girl?



Us Weekly was reporting earlier today that AshleySimpson was expecting her first child with her new hubby to be Pete Wentz, but Wentz has squashed the claim. He told MTV News, "There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover... I mean really, this is crazy... I mean were engaged, that's true, and happy about it." Pete and Ashlee announced their engagement last week. Good thing because judging by the picture above that kid wouldn't be too pretty.

Britney is Back to her old Tricks



And just when we though Brit Brit was going back to normal she got into a car accident this weekend. And all because she was too busy checking her makeup to concentrate on driving. Seeing as how she always looks like poo these days it really wasn't worth it. And it looks like her ex Adnan Galib is still finding ways to stay in the public eye. He was attacked by a stalker not long after Britney got into her accident. He apparently had a stab would to his arm, facial lacerations and a black eye. It looks like hooking up with Britney is bad karma for some.



She Popped!!



I really hope this is the end of the celebrity procreation phase for a while. Cate Blanchett gave birth to her third child over the weekend, a son that she named....wait for it.... Ignatius Martin Upton. Are you friggin kidding me? What up Iggy! How you doing. That kid is gonna have some fond schoolboy memories coming to him!




Bringing Sexy back from the Grave



Marylin Monroe may have died decades ago but she's still a smoking hot sex symbol today. There is a sex tape starring Ms. Monore from back in the 50's that has surfaced and a New York buisiness man just perchaced the only known copy to the original for a whopping $1.5 million dollars!

So Sorry....

My bad for not posting yesterday....my computer was being a little bastard! Gotta love technology right? But anyhoo....here's the shizzle for tpday :)


Jessica and Nick Version 2.O



Jessica has got to be pissed that her little sister has become the prettier and more successful of the Simpson sisters. But now to add insult to injury Ashlee is engaged! She and Pete Wentz announce their plans to take the plung yesterday in a statment saying "We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged." BRING ON THE PREGANANCY RUMORS!!!

Idol Gives Back


I must admit that last nights Idol was a really good show! I mean the lineup was sick!

Snoop Dogg and Charlie Wilson
Mariah Carey
Annie Lennox
Miley Cyrus
Carrie Underwood
Fergie with John Legend
Gloria Estefan
Daughtry

.........but this one takes the cake!!!!




A Role fit for Lindsey



Lindsey Lohan is se desperate to revive her acting career that she has agreed to star as a nymphomanic in the low budget drama 'Florence'. And she's only getting paid $40,000! and Insider says that Lindsey doesn't care that she's getting paid peanuts because she wants everyone to remeber that she can act and that she is worth hiring. So worth it in fact that producers told her that she olny had to got topless for a sex scene but she wanted to do a full frontal! Atta girl! Take one for the team! YUCK!!!!!


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Did she have some work done?




Ok this is mean but if Miley Cryus got her teeth fixed then she did her good deed for the day . One insider said "It looks as though she's had some porcelain veneers put on her front teeth. And her small incisors appear to have been covered to make them look longer and more balanced with the rest of her mouth."


Rhianna's New Ink



Now Rhianna is my kind of chick! She has something like five tattoos on her body. I have two so far and i've been itching to get another one......I'm thinking I want to get this on under my calf right about my ankle....dang it....now I really want to go get it!!!