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DJ AM Attends Funeral for LIL' Chris



WOW! DJ AM look incredible!The doctors were saying that most of the damage was on his face and neck but his face looks completely normal! AM went out in public for the first time since his crash to attend the funeral for Chris "Lil Chris" Baker. Per the request of Baker's family, the AM and his fellow mourners dressed in green. Our pryaer go out to the victims family and friends.


Janet Jackson is hospitalized



Geez! These celebs need to take it easy! Janet Jackson canceled her concert in Montreal on Monday after she got suddenly ill during her sound check and had to be rushed to the hospital just before show time. According to statement released by W&W Public Relations she is being monitored at the hospital and hopes to reschedule the show. Get well soon Janet!


Britney Spears plans to tour again!!



It looks like Britney may be on her way to a full on comeback! In an interview on Monday Spears was asked if she planned to tour and she said "Oh definitely, next year," she said, adding the tour would probably take her "around the world." That would mark her first major concert tour since 2004. Im actually pulling for her!


Miley is Homophobic!



But Miley those are some of your biggest fans! Disney is throwing Miley Cyrus a huge 16th birthday bash at Disneyland during the same weekend as the traditional Gay Days. Miss Miley will be having none of that at her big b-day bash becuase the park will be shutting down early on October 5 to accommodate Miley and her tween friends. Now thats not very nice!


Jessica with Honor!



AAAwww hot cute is Jessica Alba with her little tot!

Blah Monday

Heath Ledger's daughter to inherit his fortune



Heath Ledger's estate has reportedly been estimated at up to $20 million and it looks like its all being given to his 2 year old daughter Matilda. That is if anyone sees it at all. ReliaStar Life Insurance Company wrote the policy for Heath but they don't want to pay up the cash because they think Heath's death may still have been a suicide. Even though it was ruled otherwise. Cheap bastards just don't want to pay up.


Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Wed



I guess eloping is becoming a trend for celebrities. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds tied the knot this weekend in Canada. They had a very low-key wedding Saturday evening at a remote wilderness resort outside Vancouver. Guests included mostly close friends and family. Both Scarlett and Ryan's reps confirmed the wedding, but wouldn't release any further details.


Heather Locklear Arrested!



Poor thing looks so sad! Heather Locklear was arrested in Santa Barbara on Saturday night on suspicion of driving while impaired. She was driving in the Santa Barbara area when she was pulled over by cops. Alcohol was apparently not involved. Police are doing some tests to determine if she was under the influence of drugs. Celebs need to just get themselves drivers for goodness sake!

DJ Am Speaks out!



DJ AM has only been out of the hospital one day and is already thanking his fans for all the support they've shown him since last week's plane crash. He returned to Los Angeles on Saturday his representative Jenni Weinman released a statement saying "While he is deeply saddened by the events, he is thankful for all of the love and support he has been receiving from fans and friends worldwide. We ask that you continue to respect his privacy as he rests and heals and mourns the loss of his friends." Thank god he survived!


Travis was Released too!!!



Right after I posted that story about DJ AM I read that Travis Barker has also been released from the hospital after nine days of treatment. Beth Frits - a spokesperson for Joseph M. Still Burn Center at Doctors Hospital - said that "Travis is doing great and was discharged this morning (Monday)." Thats so awesome!!!



Leave Britney Alone!



Hahah I had almost forgotten about that kid until I saw this story this morning. Britney Spears ex boyfriend Adnan Galib is trying ever so desperatley to keep out attention. He claims that he has a sex tape of Britney thats two hours long which shows they two of them getting it on in Mexico while Brit is sporting her pink wig. Yuck!He wants to sell it to the highest bidder. Gawd he's such a douche!

Finally FRIDAY! Senses Time!!!!

YIKES!



Amy Winehouse looks more and morelike death everyday! Apparetnly she's starting to realize it too. Amy was at the Berkeley Square Ball in Mayfair to provide backing vocals for her goddaughter's debut performance. She totattly ruined the event when she lashed out at a photgrapher screaming, "Life can’t go on. I can’t do this any more." I agree with Amy. Her life just can't go on this way.

Jinxed!



Britney Spears has put her Hollywood mansion on the market because it is "jinxed" and holds too many bad memories. She says tha it reminds her of too many drunken night where she did nothing but do drugs (and eat cheetos). Brit Brit wants to sell the home so badly that she is even appearing in the sale catolog. Well if she wants people to buy she may want to use a better picture.



Lindsay Going To Court With Daddy!



I am so glad that I am not realted to Lindsey Lohan. Now that she has come out of the closet her dad has been making a lot horrible statments about his daughter. After Michael Lohan said that Sam Ronson was a "bad influence" on Lindz, LezLo took to her blog to publicly talk about her dad, saying that he obviously needs to be on meds. She added that "He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it's dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped." Now sh'es taking it a step further. According to reports, Lindsay is so "scared" of her dad, that she's "taking out an order of protection." I honestly don't blame her.


Boy got Paid!



Clay Aikin gave us the "well duh" moment for the week by coming out on the cover of people magazine. But apparenlty he had some insentive to tell everybody what they already knew. Magazine industry insiders reveal that Clay Aiken was paid $500,000 to pose on the cover of People with his new baby AND to talk about coming out of the closet. I'll turn gay for $500,000!!!

I think I need to change my hair

The Wig is back!



At least this time it's not pink. Britney Spears must be sick of her weave because she has been sporting this Uma Thurman Pulp Fiction look. I actually kind of like it.





Why??



I have said it before and I'll say it again.... WHY Spandex? I'm seeing celebrities everywhere wearing these gawd aweful excuses for pants. YUCK YUCK YUCK! I generally like Paris Hilton's style but I refuse to give into this trend!

Friday? Anyone? Friday?

Lindsey came out of the Closet!



So can we finally call them girlfriends now? Samantha Ronson called into the radio show Loveline the other day and when asked to put her girl on the phone Sam gave the phone to Lindsey. Lindz was asked how long they have been together and her response was coy but pretty much gave us enough of a hint that they are in fact a couple. Her response was that they have been together "A very long time". California here they come! Dum, dum, de-dum!


Quick thinking saved them!!



A policeman on the scene of the plane crash involving DJ AM and Travis Barker is revealing details on how they sirvived this aweful incident.They managed to escape the burning plane after it crashed into an embankment by sliding down the right wing of the jet. The policeman added that the two were on fire when they got to the ground, and tackled each other to put out the flames on one another. Contrary to previous reports the two were not naked. Travis and AM still had on their boxers on. Yesterday travis barkers' ex-wife Shanna Moklaer was pictured leaving the hospital in tears. They will remain in our prayers!!!


Well DUH!



As if we didn't know this already! Clay Akin will be on the cover of the next issue of People magazine with his new baby accompanied by the headline "Yes, I'm Gay." I just love how celebrities announce these things as is its breaking news!

Tuesday is such and odd day

No Circus just yet!



Apparently the decison has been made for the first single 'Womanizer' off of Britney Spears new album Circus to be posponed due to problems with the mix of the song. I guess Brit Brit wants to keep the attention focused on her because she's blogging about it. Here is her latest blog 'Nothing But The Truth' via Britney.com:

I know, I know... I'm bummed about "Womanizer" being MIA, too! Just got the official word from Jive — they're putting the finishing touches on "Womanizer" as I write this! Oh, and I hear it's going to be the best damn B track to date. So if I had the choice between hearing a so-so song today and waiting for a kick-ass tune? Um, kick-ass tune, please! And I assure you—the second it's ready, you'll hear the REAL thing here on Britney.com. Those little leaks out there? NOT IT. Remember loves — if it's not here, it's not legit!
xo
BRITannica

BRITannica??? And check out this promotional pick for her latest and greatest. I know Britney has lost some weight but come on!




Sam Ronson disses Lesbians!!!



So there is the happy LESBIAN couple snuggling at a recent Emmy party. So if they are so proud and happy and OUT then why is Samantha Ronson refusing to DJ at a lesbian party? The management of Rubyfruit in the West Village recently asked Sam to do a benefit to help save the landmark lesbian restaurant from possibly shutting down and she said...NOPE. The owner Debra Fiero said "At first, her agent said it was $8,000 for the night plus airfare and hotel. Then, he was informed it was a gay and lesbian bar, we were told she doesn't do those kind of venues." I wonder what Lindsey would have to say about that.


Blake's Addicted to jail!



Or maybe he's trying to stay the hell away from Amy Winhouse! So last week authorities offered Blake the chance to get out of jail early if he moved to his mommy's place and agreed to wear a tracking device. Naaaaaah, he'd rather rot in jail. Now, they offered Blake early release if he went straight to rehab. Nope! A friend of Crackhouse's told the tabloid: "This will be another blow for her. Blake could have gone to rehab and sorted himself out but would rather see out his sentence in prison. All he wants is a free reign when he leaves, which means living with Amy back in Camden. But if he is turning down these chances to leave jail and get clean, it doesn’t bode well for him and Amy when he finally does get out.” He's so plotting his divorce!

Oh hot daaayyyum, this is my jaaaaayyyum!

Travis Barker and DJ AM Expected To Make Full Recovery



Yaaaaaaaaaay! My heart broke when I heard about Travis Barker and DJ AM being involved in a plane crash that killed four people on Saturday. Experts are saying that a blown tire may have been the cause of the crash. They were in critical condition as of Sunday but now the doctors are expecting them to make a full recovery!! They both have second and third degree burns and are being treated by Dr. Fred Mullins at the Joseph M. Still Burn Center at Doctors' Hospital in Augusta. Barker's burns are from the waist down while DJ AM suffered burns on his arms and his face. The doc said "It could take up to a year to recover from the burns. Since both Barker and Goldstein are in overall good health and didn't suffer from any other crash-related complications, a full recovery is expected,". I hope that both of these boys are back to rockin it out very soon!


Breastfeeding Photos??



Um? Why would you do this? Casey Aldridge took several pictures with his digital camera of Jamie Lynn with their baby. One picture showed Jamie Lynn breast feeding with her left boobie out for the world to see. Casey took the memory card down to Wal-Mart for copies and someone made extra copies and then tried to sell them. Now there is a federal porn investigation ging on. Seeing as how Jaime Lynn is a minor the people buying and selling the pictures of her exposed breast could find themselves in federal prison for violating federal porn laws. Casey Aldridge is such a tool!





Its a Boy!



I just love Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck! They are such a "normal" couple. If thats even possible in Hollywood. Little Violet is so cute and now it looks like these two are expecting a baby boy round out their family. Baby store Petit Tresor is always the one to blab the news of whether or not the celebs are buying pink or blue stuff. One insider from their store said that Jen bought a playmat with a blue monogrammed “A,” as well as matching bibs with “hunk” on them. How cute!


Playboy Count Down!



Mark my words! Remember when there was a countdown for the Olsen twins to become 18? Well Miley is only 15 so we have a few years before we have to start the clock. Miley Cyrus wants out of her Hannah Montana contract and in hopes of being fired Miley has been showing up late for work and causing problems on set. She apparently needs the extra time to devote to her singing career and feels that the Disney show is getting in the way of that. Tsk Tsk tsk.

And the winners are!



All I have to say is Tina Fey Rocks! Here is the list of the winners...

2008 EMMYS WINNERS
OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES

Jeremy Piven, Entourage (HBO)

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES

Jean Smart, Samantha Who? (ABC)

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES

Zeljko Ivanek, Damages (FX)

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES

Diane Wiest, In Treatment (HBO)

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR A MOVIE

Tom Wilkinson, John Adams (HBO)

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR A MOVIE

Dame Eileen Atkins, Cranford (Masterpiece) (PBS)

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR A MOVIE

Laura Linney, John Adams (HBO)

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR A MOVIE

Paul Giamatti, John Adams (HBO)

OUTSTANDING DIRECTING FOR A VARIETY, MUSIC OR COMEDY PROGRAM

Louis J. Horvitz, The 80th Annual Academy Awards

OUTSTANDING WRITING FOR A VARIETY, MUSIC OR COMEDY PROGRAM

The Colbert Report (Comedy Central)

OUTSTANDING VARIETY, MUSIC OR COMEDY SERIES

The Daily Show with John Stewart (Comedy Central)

OUTSTANDING INDIVIDUAL PERFORMANCE IN A VARIETY OR MUSIC PROGRAM

Don Rickles, Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project (HBO)

OUTSTANDING DIRECTING FOR A COMEDY SERIES

Barry Sonnenfeld, Pushing Daisies - “Pie-lette” (ABC)

OUTSTANDING WRITING FOR A COMEDY SERIES

Tina Fey, 30 Rock - “Cooter” (NBC)

OUTSTANDING MADE FOR TELEVISION MOVIE

Recount (HBO)

OUTSTANDING MINISERIES

John Adams (HBO)

OUTSTANDING DIRECTING FOR A MINISERIES, MOVIE OR A DRAMATIC SPECIAL

Jay Roach, Recount (HBO)

OUTSTANDING WRITING FOR A MINISERIES, MOVIE OR A DRAMATIC SPECIAL

Kirk Ellis, John Adams - “Independence” (HBO)

OUTSTANDING REALITY/COMPETITION PROGRAM

The Amazing Race (CBS)

OUTSTANDING HOST FOR A REALITY OR REALITY/COMPETITION SHOW

Jeff Probst, Survivor (CBS)

OUTSTANDING DIRECTING FOR A DRAMA SERIES

Greg Yaitanes, House - “House’s Head” (Fox)

OUTSTANDING WRITING FOR A DRAMA SERIES

Matthew Weiner, Mad Men - “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes” (AMC)

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES

Tina Fey, 30 Rock (NBC)

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES

Glenn Close, Damages (FX)

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES

Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock (NBC)

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES

Brian Cranston, Breaking Bad (AMC)

OUTSTANDING DRAMA SERIES

Mad Men (AMC)

OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES

30 Rock (NBC)


AAAAW!



OMG how cute is little Suri Cruise?

FRIDAY NIGHT BOUNCE! Just sayin '

Brangelina still going strong!



Latley there have been some rumors swirling that Brad Pitt and Angellina Jolie have broken up. Brad has been spennd a lot of time promoting his movie sp naturally the minute he's not around the gossip mags start buzzing. But a rep for Brad says that they rumors are absolutly not true. As much as I don't like the way these two started I really want to see them make the long haul.


Paris is a bad Mommy!



Paris Hilton has often said that she would make a great mommy because she has had so much practice with her pets. Um yea, not so much! Paris Hilton has been so busey finding a new BFF that she left her doors open and two of her Chihuahuas were eaten by coyotes!!! Paris has a total of 10 dogs that she has to look after. Lord please don't let this chick have kids!


He should stick to Singing!



This just annoyys me! John Mayer has been ranting and raving about how he wanted the tabloids to leave his break up with Jennifer Aniston alone. Welp then maybe he should shut up about it. On Sunday, the John made a surprise appearance at the Comedy Cellar in NYC, and while doing an impromptu comedy bit he talked about his breakup. UGH!


Bye Bye Audrina!



We all knew it was only a matter of time. Audrina Patridge has packed her bags and is moving out of Lauren Conrad's house. Moving vans were seen outside of the L.A. home and boxes were dropped off on Thursday. I guess she finally got sick of Lo Bosworth and her bitchy little attitude. But we'll still be seeing a lot of Audrina, supposedly there is a Hills spin off in the works that will feature Audrina as the main character.


What the??



Ok so latley I've been seeing celebs wearing spandex. Spandex? Solange Knowles needs to fire her stylist asap!!!! I do realize that the 80's style is coming back ( I'll wear Madonna gloves all day long) but Spandex? This is on trend I WILL NOT be following!

Gimme my chocolate cake!

Britney to perform in the UK!!!



Britney Spears is going over to Britain for the first time in four years to perform in the UK's TV show "The X Factor." A source tells The UK Sun, "Everyone is thrilled. To have Britney involved is a massive coup. They expect ratings to go through the roof when her performance airs." You think sh'e too scared to perform in the US so she's using the UK as a test run?


Wow Really?



Now I'm all about a girl being sure of herself but Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane takes it a little to far. She just did and interview with Complex Magazine and here's what she said "Out of this group of women, I am definitely the most daring. I would be the natural pick for the badass. This is the truth about me—I’m just really real. I have friends that are drag queens in sex shows, and I have friends that are very religious and conservative. I don’t judge people. The one thing that you could do to upset me is to be judgmental or make close-minded comments. If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me." Seriously?


Miley's Boy Toy



Well actually its the other way around because Miley is 15 and her beau is 20. 20! That's not even legal is it?

HUMp!

Britney's New Track Leaked!



Earlier this week there was an announcement that Britney's new single on her sixth studio album is going to be "Womanizer," but there is a website called BritneySpearsCircusLeak.com that's claiming that the song below titled "Candy From Strangers" is her new single. Is is just me or does is sound like the exact same beak as 'Break the Ice'?


Paris really does have a new BFF



BLah! So Paris Hilton has a new show on MTV called My New BFF. On the Paris basically searches for a new Nicole Richie. I wonder if the concept for this show was thought up when she and Paris were still fueding? Anyway, apparently now that taping is over Paris is still buddy-buddy with the chick. She says, "The person who won is now my best friend. We hang out. Yeah, we're really friends. We've been having barbecues and hanging out at the house. The winner and I have been pretty low-key so far, because it is top secret right now. Blah, blah,blah!

Miley is shacking up with a 20 year old!



Miley Cyrus was photgraphed leaving church on Sunday with 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston and the rumor mills started churning. Supposedly these two are a couple but Miley is completely denying it. She says they are just freinds. Justin was also spotted in close proximity to Miley at Sunday night's Disney Concert For Hope, where she performed. One of Miley's friends from Nashville, where Gaston is also from, says that the two have been spending a lot of time together. Jaime Lynn Spears round two!


Look at the Happy Couple



Lindsey Lohan and Sam Ronson are acting more "out" these days. I just still can't wrap my head around the idea of these two as a couple.

Its Tuesday...blah

EEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Why on earth Amy Winhouse would think that we want to see this is beyone me, but she has reportedly posted nude pictures of her hubby Blake on Facebook. YUCK!!!!!!!!! Blake has chosen to stay in prison rather than accept early release. As part of an agreement, he was going to be allowed an early release if he agreed to live with his mom in Nottinghamshire and wear an electronic tag. A source said "It was all set for him to be released, but he refused to go to anywhere other than Camden. He doesn’t want to go somewhere where he can’t be reunited with Amy and his friends. He’d rather stay inside." Amy must be pissed.


Ri-Ri Is Lonely



This just annoys me now. Rihanna is still pretending that she's not dating Chris Brown!!!!! She says, "It's not all honey and treacle. I've had no more than seven days off in the past 18 months. My schedule is punishing. And I do get lonely sitting around in hotels in cities I don't know. I don't have time to date." Sigh. Whatever.

What a weekend!

The "Circus" is Coming!



Camp Britney has decided to release her new album 'Circus' ahead of schedule!! Honestly, I'm sort of excited for this! The album was originally supposed to be released by Christmas '08 but the suits at Jive records are aiming for a release on December 2nd, which coincides with Brit's 27th birthday. Supposedly the first single off the album is going to be a track called 'Womanizer', nice name. Last month Brit claimed this is her best album to date. We shall see.


First Kanye, Now Lindsey



Celebes just don't seem to be getting along with the photogs lately. Kanye West hit a paparazzi last week and now that seems to be the new trend. Lindsay Lohan was walking into the Bowery Hotel in NYC when she tripped over a metal barricade and fell down. Instead of blaming it on the fact that she was yapping away on her phone and just tripped, she blamed it on a paparazzi behind her. So she decided to give him a nice little punch in the face. Cute.


Hit by the Ugly stick!!!



Amy Winehouse turned 25 yesterday but decided to skip her party because she thought that she looked too ugly. Well she would be right. One insider said "Everyone was really upbeat about the night and buzzing about Amy getting there. But as it got later, it all started to sink in, no-one could get hold of Amy, and Mark Ronson had to entertain the crowd with an impromptu performance." Geeesh I feel so sorry for her.

I'm feeling like BOUNCIN'!

Lindsey's getting Married!



First there were the matching tattoos(which is always a sighn oflasting love *cough cough*)and now it seems like Lindsey Lohan wants to marry her girl toy Samantha Ronson. A few days agao Sam announced Lindsay would be her wife by the end of year, and now she's sporting sporting a sparkler on her wedding finger. Well I don't know what to think about them. We though Paris and Benji were a joke and ther are still a cpouple. Strnager things have happened in Hollyweird.


Kanye Attack Caught on Tape!!!



Kanye West was arrested at LAX yesterday morning after getting into a scuffle with one of the photogs. Kanye and his bodyguard were arrested for vandalism and tey're both being held on $20,000 bail. Here is the video of the attack


Good Ol' Amy



Sigh. there is just no helping this girl. Amy was the DJ at London's Monarch pub in the Camden-area on Thursday night and true to form she wigged out. She was seen violently fighting with her security guards, punching them out of her way as they tried to get her under control. Lord this girl needs to lay off the drugs or she's going to die. Such a shame!


She can sing?



Well it looks like Justin Timberlake is rubbing off on his GF Jessica Beil. Jess is going to put out and album. According to reports she is working on a album that Justin will write, produce, and provide backup vocals for. HOT! Their friends are calling it a cross between Alicia Keys and Madonna. I wanna hear this!