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Mr. and Mrs. Falloutboy




They did it. Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson tied the knot on Saturday at Ashlee's parents compound in Encino, Ca. Supposedly the theme of the wedding was Alice in Wonderland. How classy. They even got Wolfgang puck to cater the grub. But enough of all that! Ashlee supposedly admitted to the wedding guests that she is preggers! Ooooooh I can't wait to see if she gets chubby! Oh and in case you were wondering.....Tony Romo showed up to the wedding with Jessica. I honestly hope that they didn't break up. Its time for jessica to find some true love of her own. Geesh I'm sounding sentimental today. Anyhoo....there is the not so happy couple arriving at the wedding festivities.



Kate Hudson is a heartless Biaaatch!



Ok so Owen tries to kill himself over this bitch....then she takes him back....then she breaks his heart again....and now she hooks up with Lance Armstrong. Ya know Kate Hudson reminds me of this chick I was SO jealous of in high school. She was beautiful, has a great smile, gotall the boys...but underneath it all she was a vengful tramp! And now she's a druggy! Karma is a bitch! Just sayin :)


Noooooo!



Ok there are Memphian girls all over that will be bawling at this news! Supposedly Justin Timberlake is ready to pop the question to Jessica Biel. They’ve been together for a little over a year, and had to be apart for a while when he was working with Madonna… and that’s when he realized he really wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He’s thinking of having the wedding on a private island in the West Indies where the paparazzi can’t get close… ya think she's got a bun in the oven?




Extra Shizzz



Finally a Bump!




Nicole Kidman actually looks good with that mom glow!


OMG!!!! Angie Pulls and Amy!!!!



Last month, it was rumored that a video of Angelina Jolie smoking heroin was up for sale and looking for a buyer. The dude selling it reportedly wanted $70,000. The tape was made sometime in the 90s. Today, The Sun posted a video of Angie from 1999 and she's not smoking heroin in the video. Actually, she's not doing any drugs in the video. But you can tell my the look in her eyes that she was deifitnly doing something before the tape started rolling! Click here to watch the video!