Workout day....blah!

DUH!!!!



As if we didn't already know this! Pete Wentz has confirmed that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz(ugh)is expecting. He wrote on his website "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family." I wonder how Jess is taking the news. 5 bucks says she tries to get knocked up pronto! Can't let the little sis get one up on her!



Oh please lord no!!!!!



Is is just me or is Britney looking a little more bloated than normal? Everyone is freaking out over these recent pics of her and of course everyone is saying that she's ready for baby number three. Some are saying that the baby daddy is her new lover Jason Trawick. I dunno why but I actually think he might be good for her. Not that old Brit Brit needs another baby though. Anyhoo...the peeps close to her are just saying that its the recent medication that she's been taking that is making her so bloated. We shall see!!!




Xtina Partys too Much!



Ya know Christina Aguilera for the most part has been able to stay under the radar with the drama since she got married, but let the games begin! Apparently there hasn't been a celebrity mommy (excluding Britney of course ) that has ever partied as much as she does. Xtina and her hubby Jordan hit up club Villa again last night, making it their second time at the hotspot this week alone. Not only that, but Xtina's hosting LAX in Vegas this Friday. Stay home with little Max! There is mommy and son in the new ad for Rock the Vote.





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JT wants to marry that?



EEEW! Wow Jessica Beil looks like shitaki in this pic! Girl you can't be slippin when your dating Justin Timberlake!


Own Shia's Panties !?!



Ok this is just gross!!!! A lot of celebrities have stalkers, but this is borderline creepy! Someone just put Shia Labeouf's underwear on eBay to make a buck off of them. They are apparently asking $400 for them. Here's what the seller wrote:

WN SCREEN WORN SHIA UNDERWEAR!
PLEASE NOTE: COSTUME IS "AS IS" WHICH INCLUDES MAKEUP STAINS, DIRT; ETC! (Again, these items was worn and used for filming by Shia)

This costume was worn by Shia in the film, "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints".

You receive, a pair of grey sweatpants, a pair of white breifs and ankle socks. Each items is tagged "YD" (meaning: the character Young Dito as played by Shia in the film)!

This item comes with a letter of authenticity from First Look Media and an explanation of it's donation to Actor's Equity! It is noted by First Look that this item is "one of a kind" ...and indeed it is!

Gross!

Come play at KBD tonight!

Is Britney Dating her Agent?



Britney supposedly has a new man in her life, and it's not a paparazzi! He kind of looks like a little bit of an upgrade...at least compared to Adnan Galib! His name is Jason Trawick and he's an agent with William Morris. He's been helping Brit to get back on track, and he even got invited to the Costa Rica vacation with Mel Gibson. Jason was really concerned with Britney when she went off the deep end, and made it his mission to get her back on track. He's been involved with her getting back in the gym, and played an integral part in getting her the role on "How I Met Your Mother." Well let's hope for her sake that he's not just anothe fame whore!

She really did it!



So Jessica Simpson has been threatening our ears with coming out with a coutnry album for a while now and it seems like she's ready to go back to her Texas roots. Her new single is called 'Come on Over"....I'm not really a fan. What do you think? Yay or nay?

Um Boat?



I am proud to say that I had no earthy clue what the hay that was. Ray J was kicked out of a Hyatt in DC on Saturday morning because hotel security found weed and a club drug called "Boat" in his room. Boat is apparently the street name for PCP. There's also something called "Love Boat" which is a joint dipped in formaldehyde. You know he got that stuff from Whitney seeing as how he's been dating her. Let's all say it together now ....CRACK IS WHACK!


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2 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!



Ok so I admit that I have one addiction...one true love in this world....SEX AND THE CITY! The genious that is Sex and the City has helped me survive through a lot of lonely nights where I was totally man hating or just hating life because it was that time of the month... TMI sorry :) Anyhoo....there are the ladies at the NYC premiere.....Everyone looks flawless....well except for maybe Kristin Davis. She looks like she's going to a toga party at a sorority house and her costume got mixed up with the fat girls' costume. It must suck for the other cast members to be in the shadow of Mizz Carrie Bradshaw!

Its Tuesday? HUh. What?

Daddy Lohan outs his little Girl!!!



I just DO NOT like Micheal Lohan. He is the worst stage dad ever to walk to universe. I shouldn't even call him a dad because he's a very far cry from a father. Sperm Donor, there that's more like it! So anyhoo....there have been a bunch of rumors going around that Samantha Ronson and Lindsey are moving in together and may even be engaged. Well Daddy Lohan has confirmed that the two are at least a couple saying their romance "is evidence to anyone with half a brain'. Again, I don't like him!


Leona Lewis Engaged?




Dude, it's a good thing that I'm not much of a follower otherwise I would run out and find a fiance because all the cool kids in Hollywood are doing it. Apparently Leona Lewis has been with her BF Lou Al-Chamma (how do you say that) since she was 17and they are engaged. She was seen sporting a rock while leaving the Late Show with David Letterman last week. Since she was 17 huh? Dayyyyum that's like a lifetime in Hollywood!

Is Kimmy Preggers?




If she is she's gonna get BIG!!!!! Kim Kardashian was at her white party in the Hamptons with her beau Reggie Bush when she told reporters that she was expecting! She said "I'm about two months pregnant right now and we're getting married on August 8th of 2008." Supposedly she was kidding but I'm sure reggie had a heart attack either way!



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Blaaaaaaaaah!




Oh lord I just threw up in my mouth! Some insane memeber of the paparazzi thought it would be a good idea to get a crotch shot of Amy Winehouse and supposedly she is wearing diapers!!!!!!! Yuck yuck yuck! I won't post the money shot. You can see it here


And Mrs. Wentz is thinking.......



OMG why did I marry this dude?



Miley STOP IT!!!!




Hannah Montana has posted some more " I'm 15 but I wanna be sexy " pics on her myspace page. Ugh, can somebody please ground her and take away her internet privileges?

Fo Shizzle Dizzle my Nizzle!

Poor Archy!



For most of the season I was torn between the two Davids but after Tuesday night performances i was really rooting for little david Archuleta. I mean they are honestly both guys are awesome performers in their own right but something about Cook just kind of came across as cocky to me. Welp it looks like David C's looks and rocker vocals got him the AI 08' crown. Not too worry for David A. though....all of the the other American Idol regects still have careers....except for Bo Bice what happened to him?


Maybe a Comeback?



Britney Spears is becoming the little postar trainwreck that could! She may actually have a shot at a real comeback. She's been in the studio with her ex-BF and producer J.R. Rotem working on a follow-up album to her flop 'Blackout'. Apparently old J.R is really impressed with Brit Brit because he said "She's like a master at what she does. She's a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the 'it' factor that not every artist has. So it's always nice to work with her." I'm actually crossing my fingers for her.


Jon and Jen Sitting in a tree




And her we thought John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were on the outs. But John took out to dinner in NYC las week to meet his brother. Meeting the fam already? how long to you give it before we see some pregnacy rumors?

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New Coulple Alert!



Supposedly Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves are hooking up. I actually think they would be really cute together! I loved Bram Strokers' Dracula!!!!


To Famous for Church???



OH come on!!!!!Beyonce is trying to say that she's become so famous that she can't even atend church anymore. UGH! She said "I can't really go to church anymore, which is a shame. People have come up to me in church during the sermon and, of course, people watch everything I do. They come up and take pictures on their mobile phones too. They are very nice, but I think God understands if I miss Sunday service!" BLAH!

KBD tonight!! Holllaaaaaaaaaa

Let's get ready to Ruuuuuuuuubbbbblllleeee!!!!!



Ok did anyone else find that annoying last night? I seriously could done without a lot of the cheese factor for the finale of American Idol. They kept saying that it was the "Battle of the Davids" and comparing it to some sort of heavyweight fight.....but let's be honest. It was SO the lightweight's night! David Archueleta SMOKED David Cook! The poor thing looked like he was going to pass out on stage though. His crazy ass dad will most likley beat him if he doesnt win. We'll see tonight what happens. Go Archy Go!


Sneaky Sneaky!



While everyone was concentrating on all of the hype going on with Ashlee and Pete, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren went behind our backs and got hitched! According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail. Warren wore a white shirt and brown pants. The two arrived at the courthouse at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them. How un-celbesk! Hahahah I'm practicing my R!LEY-isms today :)


Jude Likes PDA's!



Come on Judey! You can do much better! Jude Law was spotted making out with Kimberly Stewart at a bar in Essex, South England… Kimberly goes there a lot because her dad lives around the corner… witnesses saw her with a “good looking guy” and upon further examination realized it was Jude Law… They were all over each other all night, and despite Jude’s attempts to make sure there was no photographic evidence these pics are all over the net. Did I mention that I think this is yucky?


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Now who let her wear that?



I know she's preggers and that tent is probably comfy but come on!!!!




NO! No! NO!



How many times do I have to hear this! Paris is sooooo itching to be like her BFF Nicole Richie that she won't stop talking about having a baby. She said in a recent interview "I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I'm so busy, but next year." You think Benji will stick around for that long?

Can't wait for AI tonight!!!!

Pete wont get Ash's Money!!!



So Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson may have rushed into walking down the isle but daddy Simpson isn't letting Ashlee get screwed like Jessica did. She had to fork over $10 million when she and Nick Lachey split. Apparently these two have a prenup. Not that Ashlee has that much money, I mean her albums havn't exactly been flying off the shelves. There is a pick below of the cheap party favors that they gave out at there wedding. And their save the dates cards were kind of poor excuses for wedding invitations.






Mariah keeps Nick in check!



Well do ya think Nick expected anything less from his divaliscious bride? While in Vegas this weekend for the opening of the MGM Grand at Foxwoods with pals P.Diddy and Quincy Jones, he got a call from Mimi demanding that he come back home. One insider said "He was summoned home by her at 1 in the morning.He didn't look happy about it." Get used to it buddy!


She wants to name them what?




What is it with celebrities and wanting to punish their unborn children with these hideous names?!? Apparently Angelina Jolie wants to name her twin girls....wait for it...... Castor and Pollux! Are you kidding me? Why would you want to name your kid after sour oil and something that sounds like a British curse word? Thank gawd Brad is having none of this!



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Just another reason I hate them!!!!!




Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montage need to die a very slow reality TV death! These two cheapos went out the other day and racked up a $783 bill and only tipped the server a measly $16 dollars! I'm sorry but if you can afford shoes that cost as much as my rent then you can tip the proper amount!!!!! Can you tell by my bitterness that I used to be a server?

Fergie doing a Cartwheel!




There is Fergie showing off her lady lumps during a performance on the Today show. Good lord that looks like it hurts!

I need some diet coke in my life!

Mr. and Mrs. Falloutboy




They did it. Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson tied the knot on Saturday at Ashlee's parents compound in Encino, Ca. Supposedly the theme of the wedding was Alice in Wonderland. How classy. They even got Wolfgang puck to cater the grub. But enough of all that! Ashlee supposedly admitted to the wedding guests that she is preggers! Ooooooh I can't wait to see if she gets chubby! Oh and in case you were wondering.....Tony Romo showed up to the wedding with Jessica. I honestly hope that they didn't break up. Its time for jessica to find some true love of her own. Geesh I'm sounding sentimental today. Anyhoo....there is the not so happy couple arriving at the wedding festivities.



Kate Hudson is a heartless Biaaatch!



Ok so Owen tries to kill himself over this bitch....then she takes him back....then she breaks his heart again....and now she hooks up with Lance Armstrong. Ya know Kate Hudson reminds me of this chick I was SO jealous of in high school. She was beautiful, has a great smile, gotall the boys...but underneath it all she was a vengful tramp! And now she's a druggy! Karma is a bitch! Just sayin :)


Noooooo!



Ok there are Memphian girls all over that will be bawling at this news! Supposedly Justin Timberlake is ready to pop the question to Jessica Biel. They’ve been together for a little over a year, and had to be apart for a while when he was working with Madonna… and that’s when he realized he really wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He’s thinking of having the wedding on a private island in the West Indies where the paparazzi can’t get close… ya think she's got a bun in the oven?




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Finally a Bump!




Nicole Kidman actually looks good with that mom glow!


OMG!!!! Angie Pulls and Amy!!!!



Last month, it was rumored that a video of Angelina Jolie smoking heroin was up for sale and looking for a buyer. The dude selling it reportedly wanted $70,000. The tape was made sometime in the 90s. Today, The Sun posted a video of Angie from 1999 and she's not smoking heroin in the video. Actually, she's not doing any drugs in the video. But you can tell my the look in her eyes that she was deifitnly doing something before the tape started rolling! Click here to watch the video!

Now my arms are sore....work it out!!!!

The battle of the Davids Begins!




I knew it! Poor Syesha didn't have a push up pop's chance in Haydes! As cute as Davd Archuleta was crying at the reception he got from his home town fans it looks like David Cook is gonna take the title!

Trouble in Paradise? Already?



According to a source, Nicole and Joel aren't doing so peachy. While Nicole was home caring for little Harlow on Cinco de Mayo, Joel partied it up at Crown Bar in Hollywood. He was there to DJ the party, but pics were snapped of him talking very closely with Lindsay Lohan. Barf! And being the busey body that she is, Paris Hilton alerted Nicole immediately of the situation, and Nicole went into a "fit of rage." Can ya blame her?


Engaged?



So this hot mama once said she would never get married again. Looks like she changed her mind! Halle Berry and her baby-daddy Gabriel Aubry are reportedly engaged. Supposedly Bagriel has given her a ring which first belonged to his grandmother. A source close the couple revealed: "Gabriel felt the time was right to propose. He gave her the family heirloom because he wanted to show her how much she means to him, and how she will be accepted into the Aubry family. Awwwwww!!



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Angie's Having Twins!




Good Lord that girl popped over night! In case you missed it here she is on the Today show where she confirmed the happy news.




What in Gawd's Green Earth?



There is Skanky Hilton in London promoting her perfum 'Can-Can' aka Ca-Ca. I shutter to think that this hat thing is becoming a trend!


EEEEEW!




Ok I feel like I have ticks on me after looking at this picture of Pete Doherty. UGH! YUCK! Good lord I have the heebie geebies now! What is that growing on his face?!? PSA kiddies.... DON'T DO DRUGS!!!!

Im sore.....squats are good for my booty!

Of Course!



Ok so Mariah and Nick met, got inked, and got married all within 6 weeks of knowing each other. So naturally there are going to be rumors that Mariah has a bun in the oven. And it's been reported that they are already commisioning people from the famed baby boutique Petit Tresor to design the nursery. And as for the decor of the room...what else...butterflies!



He's so gonna Win AI!!!!



Poor Syesha Mercado has no chance! I was originally saying that it was the battle of the Davids...but move over Archuleta. David Cook is in da houuuuuuse!


She got Dumped again!



After about 6 months of dating, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are DONE according to Star Magazine! Tony was out in Chicago partying it up with his boys over the weekend… and friends say he told them he and Jessica are “over”… but he didn’t go into details. He apparently spent the night fending off the ladies… and they were Hooters girls! How cheesy! Poor Jess! She JUST told Glamour Magazine all about how much he adores her!


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It's Britney Bitch!!!



Oh lord no! Is it just me or does Brit Brit look a little preggers in this pic? And I think I see a little wedgy action going down too!


Blaaaaaahhhhhck!




Yuck Yuck yuck! Amy Winehouse had a little after party at her house last night and Pete Doherty, along with some of their other drug addicted friends were there. Then Pete gave Amy a goodbye smooch. A match made in heroin!

Awwww!



I hate to admit it but this is one engagement that I would be rooting for. Poor Ryan Phillipe though. He was so despressed when he and Resse broke up. Ok I take it back! Reese go back to your baby daddy!

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This weather is making me sleepy today!!!

Um is that a centerpiece on your head?




WTF is SJP wearing??? Here she is at the London premiere of the new 'Sex and the City' movie looking like she went to the floral shop instead of consulting a stylist. Anyhoo....I'm so bummed that the Times only gave the flick 2 out of 5 stars. I don't care what they say... it will be (as carrie Bradshaw would say) FABULOUS!!!


Drew is a real-life Charlie's Angel!



She don't take no bull from stupid drivers! Drew was driving in West Hollywood yesterday afternoon when some chump rear ended her and tried to speed off. She followed him for a few miles, but eventually lost him. She did however follow him long enough to get his license plate number, which she turned in to the police. She's like a modern day Charlie's angel, you go girl!


Awwwww the lovers Quarrel is over!

Spencer Pratt had a little hissy fit when his longtime BF Broday Jenner started chaeting on him with Lauren Conrad but it looks like the two have decided to become buddies again. And this little make-up isn't fake because none of it was done for the cameras. Specer missed Brody's good lovin. Can you blame him? I mean Heidi is too busy looking in the mirrors to pay attention to her BF's needs.



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Stop it!!!



Now I love JLO because I'm all about rootingfor my Puertorican divas. Having said that JLO needs to quit trying to do the sexy looks because she just ends up looking like she';s a baby that needs her diaper changed!