Rainy Tuesday

Victoria's Secret to Perfect skin is.......



Bird POO! EEEW! Victoria Beckaham has long battled skin problems says she ows her new clear complexion down to a bizarre new beauty regime involving bird poo. She has been regularly indulging in £100 Geisha Facials, using a paste made from nightingale droppings, to combat acne. Blah! I wonder what that smells like?


They Finally Broke up??



Not too sure if I believe this. But maybe Holly Madison is really hooking up with Chris Angel. Holly told reporters that she and Hef have ended their 7 year relationship. A camera man joked that he wanted to go to the mansion for Halloween to which Holly replied, "I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren’t together." But apparently there is still going to be another season of The Girls Next Door. We'll see what happens.


Brit ready for Broadway?



Britney Spears was recenlty in MYC promoting her new single 'Womanizer' where she went to see the Broadway show "In The Heights". The buzz is that Brit is scoping out just the perfect Broadway role for herself to help with her comeback. I dunno about broadway for Britney but stanger things have happened.

MOnday.......

This makes me like her even More!!!



Apparenlty Katy Perry isn't fond of Hills stars Laruen Cinrad and Heiedi Montage. Im cool with Lauren but Heidi makes me want to sctratch my eyes out! Blender magazine asked Katy if she felt any connection to fashion divas Lauren Conrad and Heidi & Spencer of The Hills. She said "Hellz to the **** no. There's no comparison. No offense, but those ladies are a totally different breed. A cheeseburger's fine if you're just looking for something quick to fill you up, but there's no substitute for the filet." Love her!


Scientologists Want To Help Amy Winehouse



Yea, I'm not so sure this is a good idea. Imean look what they have done to Katie Holmes! Members of the Church of Scientology want Amy to get on their Narconon drugs program, which it claims has helped hundreds of people kick their addiction. yIkes! This scares me!

Rice Cakes Peanut Butter Bananas oh MY!

She Looks sad!



But then again I don't know if I would be cheezin all the time if I had to chase 6 kids around. Latley there have been reports that Angelina Joile has been suffering from suffering from a form of post-natal depression. From the looks of these picrues she may very well be. She emerged yesterday for the first time after all these reports with Brad and the kiddies at New York airport. Well at least little Shiloh looks happy.


Framed!



Ok this is just messed up! Heather Locklear was arrested over the weekend for DUI, but she was quickly released because her blood alcohol level was well below .08. Authorities thought she may have been on some kind of drugs.But now it turns out her BAL was maybe so low because Heather wasn’t drunk or driving erratically in any way as orinially reported. She was set up by a former Us magazine employee!!! Jill Ishkanian was the employee who allegedly hacked into Us Weekly's computer system to locate celebs after she left the mag. She was following Locklear in the Montecito area. When Heather got in her car, Ishkanian called 911, even though the car wasn't even moving at the time. Sources say right after Ishkanian called 911, she called a paparazzi agency to give them the heads up Heather was about to be popped. But it doesn't stop there. Ishkanian apparently is the only witness who says Lockelear was driving erratically and that she was drunk, even though it's already established she was not under the influence of alcohol. YIKES!


Junior Stripper?



This must be Jim Carey's idea. Jenny McCarthy has installed a stripper pole in her house for her autistic son Evan. UM? Apparently she got the stripper pole because Evan wanted a fireman's pole, but it was too big. She told Access Hollywood, "The fireman's pole was, like, $2,000, and the strip-aerobics pole was $200." Way to be frugal mom!


This Disturbes me!



Im guessing that's the idea behind this ad. To be as shocking as possbile to get your attention. Well it worked! There is Jessica Alba looking a hotter version of Hannibal Lecter for the Declare Yourself ad. Creeps me out!

Wow! Its Wed already??

Paris Hilton's new Song!!



I really am suprised that I'm saying this but I am digging Paris Hilton's new song for her new show “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” She co-wrote it with her beau Bengi Madden. Take a listen to it here



Bye Bye Kimmy!



I'm really suprised that she's gone so soon! Kim Kardashian got the boot last night from Dancing with the Stars. This was a total surprise given that everyone thought Cloris would be going home. Oh well! At least we can count on Kim's big ol' booty returning to its former self!


Jen is Tanorexic!



Jennifer Aniston is so obsessed with looking golden brown that she shelled out $34,000 for a pair of tanning beds! According to a friend the reason she bought two is that "She had a major photo shootand she had to go to a public tanning place. She learned her lesson after that — always have a back-up." Tanning is bad!


Katy Perry's Song Results In Student Suspension



I swear you can get suspened for anything! i once got suspended for twirling my hair in class! Seriously! the teacher said I was doing it to annoy her after she told me to stop. What this dragon-lady teacher didn't know is that I twirl my hair when Im concertating! Anyhoo...Two girls on a Texas twirl team were suspended from attending upcoming football games for performing a little number to Katy Perry's hit song, "I Kissed A Girl" at a pep rally. Apparently those stuffy old teachers thought their performance was to racy. Pleeeeeeaase!


Lindsay Dedicates Album To Samantha



Dude! Who knew that Smaantha Ronson had that little body ubnder all the boy clothes she laways wears! Look at the itsy bitsy bikini! And pastel too! I guess Lindsey wants to show Sam how much she appreciates her bod ny dedicating her next album to her. Lindz is even going so far as to demand that the record's artwork be scrapped in favor of a cover with a tribute to Sam. A source revealed: “Sam has had a huge influence on the record. The artwork was finalized before Lindsay had gone public with the relationship, so she concealed the tribute. Now it will name Samantha directly." I still just don't get these two.


More babies! More babies!



Geez like 6 isn't enough? Well apprently not when your Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Rumor has it that the couple wants to adopt theier 7th child. They are looking to adopt in Bolivia and Paraguay because Angelina wants to draw attention to the large number of desperately needy orphaned children in Latin America. Anough kids already!!

I'm having a love affair with smotthies today

DJ AM Attends Funeral for LIL' Chris



WOW! DJ AM look incredible!The doctors were saying that most of the damage was on his face and neck but his face looks completely normal! AM went out in public for the first time since his crash to attend the funeral for Chris "Lil Chris" Baker. Per the request of Baker's family, the AM and his fellow mourners dressed in green. Our pryaer go out to the victims family and friends.


Janet Jackson is hospitalized



Geez! These celebs need to take it easy! Janet Jackson canceled her concert in Montreal on Monday after she got suddenly ill during her sound check and had to be rushed to the hospital just before show time. According to statement released by W&W Public Relations she is being monitored at the hospital and hopes to reschedule the show. Get well soon Janet!


Britney Spears plans to tour again!!



It looks like Britney may be on her way to a full on comeback! In an interview on Monday Spears was asked if she planned to tour and she said "Oh definitely, next year," she said, adding the tour would probably take her "around the world." That would mark her first major concert tour since 2004. Im actually pulling for her!


Miley is Homophobic!



But Miley those are some of your biggest fans! Disney is throwing Miley Cyrus a huge 16th birthday bash at Disneyland during the same weekend as the traditional Gay Days. Miss Miley will be having none of that at her big b-day bash becuase the park will be shutting down early on October 5 to accommodate Miley and her tween friends. Now thats not very nice!


Jessica with Honor!



AAAwww hot cute is Jessica Alba with her little tot!

Blah Monday

Heath Ledger's daughter to inherit his fortune



Heath Ledger's estate has reportedly been estimated at up to $20 million and it looks like its all being given to his 2 year old daughter Matilda. That is if anyone sees it at all. ReliaStar Life Insurance Company wrote the policy for Heath but they don't want to pay up the cash because they think Heath's death may still have been a suicide. Even though it was ruled otherwise. Cheap bastards just don't want to pay up.


Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Wed



I guess eloping is becoming a trend for celebrities. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds tied the knot this weekend in Canada. They had a very low-key wedding Saturday evening at a remote wilderness resort outside Vancouver. Guests included mostly close friends and family. Both Scarlett and Ryan's reps confirmed the wedding, but wouldn't release any further details.


Heather Locklear Arrested!



Poor thing looks so sad! Heather Locklear was arrested in Santa Barbara on Saturday night on suspicion of driving while impaired. She was driving in the Santa Barbara area when she was pulled over by cops. Alcohol was apparently not involved. Police are doing some tests to determine if she was under the influence of drugs. Celebs need to just get themselves drivers for goodness sake!

DJ Am Speaks out!



DJ AM has only been out of the hospital one day and is already thanking his fans for all the support they've shown him since last week's plane crash. He returned to Los Angeles on Saturday his representative Jenni Weinman released a statement saying "While he is deeply saddened by the events, he is thankful for all of the love and support he has been receiving from fans and friends worldwide. We ask that you continue to respect his privacy as he rests and heals and mourns the loss of his friends." Thank god he survived!


Travis was Released too!!!



Right after I posted that story about DJ AM I read that Travis Barker has also been released from the hospital after nine days of treatment. Beth Frits - a spokesperson for Joseph M. Still Burn Center at Doctors Hospital - said that "Travis is doing great and was discharged this morning (Monday)." Thats so awesome!!!



Leave Britney Alone!



Hahah I had almost forgotten about that kid until I saw this story this morning. Britney Spears ex boyfriend Adnan Galib is trying ever so desperatley to keep out attention. He claims that he has a sex tape of Britney thats two hours long which shows they two of them getting it on in Mexico while Brit is sporting her pink wig. Yuck!He wants to sell it to the highest bidder. Gawd he's such a douche!

Finally FRIDAY! Senses Time!!!!

YIKES!



Amy Winehouse looks more and morelike death everyday! Apparetnly she's starting to realize it too. Amy was at the Berkeley Square Ball in Mayfair to provide backing vocals for her goddaughter's debut performance. She totattly ruined the event when she lashed out at a photgrapher screaming, "Life can’t go on. I can’t do this any more." I agree with Amy. Her life just can't go on this way.

Jinxed!



Britney Spears has put her Hollywood mansion on the market because it is "jinxed" and holds too many bad memories. She says tha it reminds her of too many drunken night where she did nothing but do drugs (and eat cheetos). Brit Brit wants to sell the home so badly that she is even appearing in the sale catolog. Well if she wants people to buy she may want to use a better picture.



Lindsay Going To Court With Daddy!



I am so glad that I am not realted to Lindsey Lohan. Now that she has come out of the closet her dad has been making a lot horrible statments about his daughter. After Michael Lohan said that Sam Ronson was a "bad influence" on Lindz, LezLo took to her blog to publicly talk about her dad, saying that he obviously needs to be on meds. She added that "He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it's dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped." Now sh'es taking it a step further. According to reports, Lindsay is so "scared" of her dad, that she's "taking out an order of protection." I honestly don't blame her.


Boy got Paid!



Clay Aikin gave us the "well duh" moment for the week by coming out on the cover of people magazine. But apparenlty he had some insentive to tell everybody what they already knew. Magazine industry insiders reveal that Clay Aiken was paid $500,000 to pose on the cover of People with his new baby AND to talk about coming out of the closet. I'll turn gay for $500,000!!!