Monday Shizz!

Michelle Williams is NOT going to be Pleased!



Apparently Heath Ledger was getting busy at a very young age! There is a rumor that he may have fathered a child at the tender age of 17! The woman that is said to be the baby momma was 25 and married at the time of the affair. The worst part of all of this is that if it is comfirmed that the child is Heath's then his multi-million dollar estate will be spilt bewtween Michelle, his daughter Matilda Rose and the child in question. Celebrties can't get away with anything...even after they die!


M&M break Elivis' Records!



OMG!!! Madonna dn Mariah Carey are going to make music history! As of next week they are going to break Elvis' record for having the most number one singles as well as the most top ten singles. Mimi's Touch My Body is expected to be the #1 single in America this coming week. It will be her 18th #1, and she will surpass Elvis as the artist with the most #1 hits. Meanwhile, Madge's 4 Minutes will jump into the Top 10 this week and she will beat Elvis as the artist with the most Top 10 hits in music history. It will be her 37th !!! Here are the stats before Four 'Mintues to Save the World'....

ARTISTS WITH THE MOST TOP 10 SINGLES
1. Elvis Presley (36)
1. Madonna (36)
3. The Beatles (34)
4. Stevie Wonder (28)
4. Michael Jackson (28)


Mr. and Mrs. Pitt???



This rumor has been swirling around the net for FOREVER....but it was said that Brangelina finally got hitched in a New Orleans Church over the weekend. But a source close to the couple said that there were in fact in New orleans last week but they have most recently been in Austin Texas working on Brad's new movie 'Tree of Life".

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Amy goes Blacker than Black



So you thought Amy Winehouse's album 'Black to Black' was dark? Apparetnly her fourthcoming album has songs on it that are so derpessing that they seem more like suicide notes than songs. Amy for the love of all things holy get rid of Blake and get off the crack!!!


Simon has a crush on Leona Lewis



Simon Cowell has reportedly coughed up $5million dollars for a brand new pad fpr Leona Lewis. One sourse said "Simon thinks she's absolutley amazing and he wanted to treat her." I wonder what his girlfriend Terry Seymour thinks about his little present.

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Blake to divorce Amy???? Huh??



Amy Winehouse has really taken her vow of till death to us part seriously because just about the only chance she has for getting sober and having a healthy life is getting rid of her junky husband Blake Fieldler-Civil. He is awaiting trial for perverting justice and assault at Pentonville Prison and so far Amyhas been a good little misses visiting her hubby as frequently as she can. But with her last visit she showed up late and was not let in. Apparently Blake was a little peeved at this and had been threatening Amy with Divorce. If this is true then Amy is one lucky girl!


Demi aint got nothing on Jennifer!



Ever since her divorce from Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston has been linked to just about every bachelor in Hollywood. i think Jen caught the cougar fever because she's suppose;dly hooking up with Orlando Bloom. They were spotted together at Eva Longora's new restaurant Beso in Hollywood this week. One insider said " They were sitting very close and she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world." Well why not? He hawt!!!! Work it Jen....work it!


Britney.... She's baaaaaaaaack!!!



Miss Spears is one hot commodity these days. She did so well with her cameo on " How I met your mother" that she's not in talks for her own sitcom on CBS. She's also in negotiations with the producer's of a new revival of " A Streetcar Named Desire" in London. Britney has been offered the lead role of Blanch DuBois. Apparently theyhave wanted Britney for the role for quite some time but she was considered to risky until now. We will see if this acting thing works out but I won't hold my breath.

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Bad Xtina!



I guess Christina Aguilera and her hubby Jordan Bratman have been trying to spice of their marriage since having little Max. The couple have been annoying their neighbors with their " sexy noises" while skinny dipping into the wee hours of the night. One neighbor was whining to star magazine "They don't just splash around, they scream. swear and make sex noises." Blah... I really don't need that mental picture!


Madonna is a true material girl!



Diva! Now that Madonna has been immortalized by being inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame she doesn't see any reason to ever have to sing again. Well at least not some of her biggest hits like "Holiday" or "Like a Virgin". She will however make the exception of someone forks over $30 million. " "I'm not sure I can sing 'Holiday' or 'Like A Virgin' ever again. "I just can't – unless somebody paid me like $30 million or something." Does this annoy anyone else but me?

Thursday Shizzzzz

Kristy Lee Cook Needs to Go!!!!



Will you look at how happy Syesha Mercado and Micheal Johns look to not be going home! I'm getting a little irriated here. I know that Kristie Lee Cook is a cute little country girl but she needs to be voted off ASAP!! I would rather bring back Antonella Barba than see this girl for another week! Not that Chikezie is in my top picks but come on! I'm thinking that I'm gunning for Brooke White or David Archuleta to win. I know David Archuleta hasn't been doing all that well lately but David Cook is too much like Chris Daughtry for my liking.


Get a Driver!!!



This really dumbfounds me that these celebrities have all this money and they don't have the common sense to use it! Yet another celeb thought they were above the law this week. Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI in Laguna Beach,Ca this week. He was erratically driving and failed to pass any sobriety tests. This dude is my vote for dumbass father of the year because he had his 10 year old daughter Ava in the car with him at the time of his arrest. He's a real winner isn't he?



What the??



This had better be a prank for Ashton Kutcher's new show Pop Fiction. Supposedly Cameron Diaz and Diddy have been going on some secret dates together. They we're spotted having a romantic dinner at the Osteria Mozza restaurant on March 15th. They tried to be sneaky and show up separetly but a spy saw them sneaking out the back together. Can you imagine what their kid would look like? Ewwwww! I wonder how much Us Weekly would pay for the first shots of that baby.



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How Much??



I really need to become a celebrity and have some offspring so I can be rich too! Let's recap the dinero that celebs have gotten to pimp out their kids over the past year.....

Christina Aguilera $1.5 million
Nicole Richie $2 million
Jennifer Lopez $ 6 million

...and now Angelina Jolie's new babes....a whopping $10 million...... are ya kidding me? I dont care if Brad and Angie are the best looking parents in Hollywoood, the kid can't be that cute!


Say Buh-Bye to T.I.



Rapper T.I., featured in Justin Timberlake's hit song My Love, is expected to enter a guilty plea in his guns trial today. And he will be spending time in prison! T.I., who's real name is Clifford Harris, is expected to be sentenced to 1,500 hours of community service talking to youth groups around the country, followed by about 12 months in prison.He was arrested last October for attempting to buy machine guns - paying for them with cash and without registering for them. He was charged with possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers, as well as possession of firearms by a convicted felon. Good gawd!


You still think he's sexy??



Yuck! Jack Nicholson has man boobies!!!

Hump Day Shizzz

Is David going to win it?



He wasn't originally one of my favorites to win American Idol but last night David Cook may have changed my mind! He rocked it with his version of Micheal Jackson's Billy Jean. Im' still pulling for my little David Archuleta though!


Britney version 2.0



Good lord it looks like we're going to have a repeat of Britney's mistakes. 16 year old Jaimie Lynn Spears is due to have a munchkin with her boyfriend Casey Aldridge and now it looks like they are going to be man and wife. Jaime has and engagement ring that she has been showing of to her friends in Louisiana. Ya know when I was 16 I had a little diamond ring from my boyfriend and I thought we were going to live happily ever after. I lived happy and he ended up dropping out and knocking up the girl he left me for... Heheheheheh. Lets hope Jaimie can do a little better!

Amy let's try this again



Amy Winehouse is going back to rehab for the 1,675,987th time. Apparently her management thinks that there are too many bad influences in the UK for her to ever get sober so they want to send her to a rehab in South Africa. In other words her management could stand looking at her peeling face anymore so they are sending her as far away as they can!



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EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!




Ok, so Demi Moore is just about the hottest cougar on the planet so obviously she knows what she's doing when it comes to the beauty secrets, but this is just NASTY!!!! Her latest advice to women that want to look like her..... use leaches! "I feel like I've always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimise your health and healing. I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy. These aren't just swamp leeches though - we are talking about highly trained medical leeches. These are not some low level scavengers - we're talking high-level blood suckers." Even for Hollywood that's just nuts!!!



Brit brings up the Ratings



Well I have to say that I'm impressed. Due to Britney's cameo on "How I met your mother" The show captured its highest ratings ever (among adults 18-49) during its 3 year run with Spears playing a receptionist. Episode had a 4.5 rating/12 share in the demographic had 10.6 million viewers. You go girl!

Tuesday Shizzzzz!

Sorry that I didn' get to update Monday's celebrity drama but there was something going wrong with the blogger. I guess there was a problem with spam or something but its all better now and I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! ENJOY!!!!!

This is why we LOVE JT



Justin Timberlake has been in Memphis over the past week because he's filmmg a new movie with Samuel Jackson. Its good to know that JT hasn't forgotten his roots. He recenlty made two separate donations to the Memhpis Rock 'n' Soul Museum and the Memphis Music foundation. "Music education and keeping the legacy of Memphis Music alive has always been important to me," says Timberlake. "That is why I will always continue to support my home town the same way they have always supported me." Ya goota love Justin...he's hot, from Memhpis, the boy can sing, and is he can dance like that...lord knows what else he can do!

Beware when your stalking Brit Brit



Its about time the paparazzi had some drama of their own when stalking Britney Spears. Apparently paps have a hierarchy when it comes to where photogs are allowed to do their stakeouts. One guy in particular, Alison Silva, says he was almost beaten to death over being in Britney Spears' neighborhood. Paps from X17 were already there, and told him to leave. When he refused, he was kicked by three men, one of whom had a metal pipe on him. Silva is suing X17 for negligent training.
Negligent training??


Owen and Kate have some PDA



Im not really sure why but it seems as though whenever two Hollywood A listers decide to goo steady they want to hide it from all uf us nosey bastards. i guess they learned from Nick and Jessica...and Travis and Shanna...and Carmen and Dave( you get my point)that once the media gets involved your romance is pretty much done. Well Kate and pwen were spotted holding hands while on a date in Miami over Easter weekend.This is the first time that the pair has been seen in piblic sonce they got back together in February. Countdown to the breakup.....


Heidi is a true pop Star!!!!



Online Videos by Veoh.com


You don't really think that I meant that do you? The new season of the Hills aired on MTV last night so naturally Heidi Montage had to find some new way of shamlessly promoting herslelf so she did it with a song. I really REALLY hate to admit it but i kindof like it. What do you think?



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Hogans getting Sued!!!!



Finally!!!!! The family of John Graziano has finally filed a lawsuit against the Hogan family, claiming they are responsible for their son John being in the hospital. They're claiming Linda and Hulk knew their son Nick was drinking on the day of the car crash, causing John to need medical attention for the rest of his life. Nick also faces charges of reckless driving with serious bodily injury. this may sound a little harsh but let this be a lesson to parents that want to spoil their kids rotten!


And the award for best plastic face goes to....



Sharon Osbourne! After having a a facelift, stomach stapling, a butt lift, liposuction and a boob job Mrs. ozzy was named the Ultimate Plastic Surgery Success by the FX channel. I have to hand it to her, for 55 she looks pretty damn good!

Payday Shizzz!!!!

Brit Makes a Sudo Comeback




So I'm not jumping up and down at the fact that Britney is trying her hand at acting again, but I must admit that her cameo on " How I met your mother" wasn't too shabby! Hopefully she''ll keep it up!


JLo on Conceiving her twins



Seeing as how Jlo just got paid a whopping $6 million dollars for the first pics of her kiddies she telling all about her road to being a mommy. Why, I do not know but Jenny sat down in an interview and revealed how her twins came to be. J.Lo On Conceiving Her Twins: "It was natural. We didn't do in vitro, which I know was reported. "Everybody assumed that because we had twins. I wanted to have a baby, but I've always said exactly what I said all those years they (reporters) asked us since we've been married: 'Well, when are you guys gonna have some kids?' 'When it happens naturally, I guess!' "And that's when it happened. It was a surprise to us." J.Lo On Doubts About Motherhood:"You start getting older, you think to yourself, 'Maybe (having kids) is just not meant for me.' "I knew there was nothing wrong with me. I knew that I could. Deep down, I really wanted it badly... (But) after one year, two years, three years... You know, you start thinking to yourself, 'Well, maybe...'"

click here to view mre of Jlo with her babies


Diamonds are a girls best friends......



But Kimora Lee Simmons takes this saying very seriously. Her precious baby doggie Zoe Simmons just passed away and she's thinking of turning her into a diamond. As if she doesn't have enough! She tells People, "You have to... grieve. It's okay to take time and say this meant something to my life and honor it. There is a company that makes diamonds out of your loved ones. They make diamonds from a little of the carbon from the ash, so I might do that. I might turn her into a diamond."


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Audrina Patridge in the buff!



Apparently these pictures were taken before The Hills ever aired. I guess she was trying out for Playboy but never made the cut. Don't these silly girls ever learn from their elder's mistakes? Lord knows Paris and Lindsey have made plenty of them! I wont post the pics but if you feel so inclined to can check them out here


This is Sad!



Amy Winehouse before the wonderful world of Blake and crack got to her.



Fess up!!!




Even though there are pictures of them smooching all over the internet, neither Rhianna or Chris Brown will admit that the are a couple. Ok so if you wont admit to being together at LEAST admit that your shacking up! Chris told UK MTV " From a relationship standpoint I am a single guy. I am defintly single. I have a close friend but it's not like a relationshop." Riiiiiight!


Miley Gets Waxed!




This is kind of scary! This is the new wax sculpture of Miley Cyrus at Madame Tussaud's in New York

Thursday Shizzzzz!

Hey peeps! I figured I would give you an extra little helping of the celebrity shizzle every day just in case you missed it on my show. (if you did I forgive you...just this once! ) But anyhoo check back everday for updates on whats goin down in Hollywood!

Buh-Bye Skunky!!!!



Ok so call me mean but I just cannot see a chick that resembles Pepe le Pugh as being our next American Idol. Not that I really care for Kristy Lee Cook at that much but Ill take her over Amanda Overmyer. Im rooting for either Brooke White or cutey David Archuleta, he's so cute I wanna squeeze his face off!!!


Pete Wentz is taking this Emo thing a little Far



Now I do realize that Pete Wntz has to keep up his image of being all tragic in order to sell records and to be able to get away with wearing Ashlee's skinny jeans, but he's now advertising that he once tried to commit suicide. He's partering up with Mary J. Blige and The Hall of Us campaign which is geared towards cutting down teen suicide rates. In an interview with them he said "I got in my car. I remember I was listening to Jeff Buckley doing Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" and sat there and took a bunch of [anxiety drug] Ativan in a Best Buy parking lot," Wentz says in a video for MTV's college channel MTVU."And I called up my manager because I was, at that point, completely out of my head with Ativan. And I was talking to him and I was slurring my words, so he called my mom and my mom called me and she came and got me and we went to the hospital." I bet Ashlee thinks he's all the more sexy now.


First Paris now Lindsey



Yuck...Yuck...and more YUCK! Lindsey Lohan and her ex Calum Best may have a sex tape!There is a still picture taken from a clip shot on Calum's cell phone that is circling the intenet where Lohan is giving him a little sumthin sumthin. Apparently Lindz has no idea where it came from because when her friend shot her an email about it she said she didnt remember filming it. YUCK! There are no other words for it than that!


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You go girlz!!!!




Danity Kane beats out Flo Rida for the number one album on next week's charts!



JLo pimps out her offspring



JLo is on the cover of next weeks People magazine showing off her munchkins. They look cute so far but let's just hope that they dont end up looking like Marc!!!



Britney to Play Joan of Arc??



Oh lord no! Remember that meeting that Britney had with Mel Gibson the other day? Well apparently he wants to remake the Joan of Arc movie from about a million years ago and cast Brit as the lady herself. One question....why?