Payday! Yay!

Pete compars his unborn tot to to a record?



Wow! Someday this kid is gonna read this and think....."My pop is an idoit"! Petey just did a radio interview and he says that he feels like he's turning into a dad, because he gets annoyed with traffic at rush hour, and comes home to his pregnant wife every night. Um ok? I didn't realize that road rage made you ready for parenting. When asked if Ashlee is having any cravings, he just said she wants green olives on everything, and pickles. Yummy, green olvies! I love them! But the best comment had to have been the way Pete said he described having a baby to his Fall Out Boy band mates. Pete said, "It's like making a record, but knowing you're going to mix it for the next 18 years." I swear these celebs have no self-editing buttons.


Nooooooooooooooo!



I have been super stoked that KNOTB have come back into my life after 20 lonley years without them. Having said that, I will have a hissy fit if this crap happens! Supposedly Michael Jackson is set to make a comback with them. UGH!!!!! Michael had secret talks about the link-up with the band's stars at his home in Nevada last week.
Donny Wahlberg said "It's very exciting. It's one big party and everyone wants to join us." They announced the plan at the launch of their first reunion tour which starts in September. Now I know that Mikey is the King of Pop but the idea of his scary Skeletor nose next to my Joey just freaks me out!


Um Amy? Ya got a booger!



I really hate to sound like a mega-bitch here....but how much powder is Amy Winehouse gonna put up her nostrils before she dies? I mean seriously! Where is her family??? If my family saw me doing all that nonsense my little Puertorican fireball of a mother would have me committed!!!!! Anyhoo....Amy was seen leaving the Monarch Pub in London on Thursday night carrying an empty Budweiser cardboard box, and as they made their way into a taxi, photographers snapped photos of the drug addict with big white blobs up her nostrils. Somebody help her!


The Golden Children are Coming!



Angie has been having hissy fits in the hospital latley because she's more than ready to pop those suckers out! Well she won't have to wait too much longer. Inside sources sat that Angelina will be induced on July 15. The source said: “She can't wait to give birth because she can't stand the hospital food, and she is fed up to be in this hospital room. If she could be induced earlier she would love it, but the medical team think it's medically better to wait until next Tuesday.”

How Much???



Um yea....nope! I wouldn't spend two pennies on a sudo-celebrity, but if you want to have Hills star Audrina Patridge at your party you had better be prepared to cough up $10k. Homegirl also requires "a secure VIP area with complimentary beer, mixed drinks and bottle service (two bottles) and at least one security guard at all times," according to the rider. Check out her contract here


Seriously?



Grrrrrr! Im glad that i wasn't there for this photo-op. I probably would have turned those damn guns on them! Violent, I know but I CAN"T STAND those two!

RWB kicked some........

She Popped!



Nicole Kidman gave birth to a baby girl today. This is probably the smallest baby in history but little Sunday Rose Kidman Urban was born in Nashville this morning. Sunday? Seriously?


Amy is Punch Drunk!



Geesh Amy needs to learn to keep her hands to herself. Last weekend she punched a man while performing in London and now she's done it AGAIN! She was walking the streets in the wee hours of the morning drunk as a skunk when she whacked a man for trying to take a picture of her. Easy killer! Oh and I wont post this pic because its to horrbible t bear but Amy is SERIOUSLY in need of a trip to Helga the Hot Waxer!!!!


There's the Nicole we know and Love!!!!



Apparently baby Harlow hasn't settled Nicole Richie's wild side yet. Nicole Richie was involved in an altercation around 1 AM this morning with some chick while in line at the valet outside the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Sources say Richie was so rowdy she had to be escorted off the property by security! yea girl! get em!

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JLO's Baby



Awwwwwww!


Madonna and Brit Brit sittin in a tree... Round 2!



Madonna and britney are supposedly going to go on tour together. Geesh, I really dont want to see them swapping spit agin. It was bad enough the first time!

Hyper hyper hyper!!!!!

Dunzo!!!!



Madonna swears up and down that she's not divorcing her hubby of seven years, but it's going to be hard for her and Guy to ignore these latest rumors. Apparently they are sleeping in separate rooms--even at hotels! During a recent trip to Italy, Madonna and Guy "had completely separate rooms, schedules, everything," said a source. The source also said "It is all very well organized but it’s not a marriage the way most people understand it. They have this attitude like 'we're not really a couple but we’re friends and we love each other and raise our kids. But the truth is they p*ss each other off, don’t agree on anything, don’t see each other or live 'together' as they did. They are like ships passing in the night." Um ok?


Mama's ready to go back to Work



Is she sick of her "savoir" Harlow already? IM KIDDING!!! Nicole Richie is ready to get back to work! She'll be making her sitcom comeback this fall on Chuck on NBC. And surprise, surprise, her role is of a mean girl! Nic will play a "snarky and spiteful girl" who tortured actress Yvonne Strahovski's character when they were in high school. Executive producer Josh Schwartz says Nicole had to audition for the role and she was really funny. He says, "This role is a great opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills and be diabolically evil and kick some butt. It's going to be really fun." We'll see how well she pulls this one off.


OH lord! Turn your eyes away!



EEEEEEEW! Everyone and their mother has a sex tape these days but I definitly could have gone the rest of my life living happily without seeing this!!!! Mini-Me Verne Troyer has a sex tape now!!!!. The tape features Troy and his ex-girlfriend in their apartment. A third party has gotten a hold of the video, and Kevin Blatt, who made the deal with Paris' tape, is in talks with SugarDVD for a $100K offer. Blaaaaaaaaah!

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Wow! She actually looks Good!



There's Brooke Hogan in the new issue of Maxim. Not to bad for a tranny look-a-like ;)


This is just funny!



I'm mean, I know. But you know you smiled!

KBD tonight! That's all I'm sayin' ;)

Brit gets some Sleepovers!



Britney Spears left court early yesterday with a big smile on her face! After a 3 hour hearing, Britney was given some more visitation with her boys, and will now be able to have them overnight! She looks good… I mean, she still needs to work on the hair and get a facial, but she looks like she showered and her outfit isn't too shabby.


No One in Hollywood is Safe!




I NEVER want to be famous! If your well known in Tinsle Town its a given that your going to rehab!!! Heather Locklear is seeking treatment for psychological issues at an Arizona facility. Her publicist said "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment," says Locklear's rep, Cece Yorke. "This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released." Ya know if Denise Richards stole my hubby I'd be pretty depressed too!


Um Cam?




Is this the guy your dating? Lately Cameron Diaz has been snuggled up with Jennifer Aniston's ex and so far she's been pretty happy. But after seeing these pics of him I would be having second thoughts!! Apparently they are from his ealry modeling days, but a leather studded jacket and skin tight hotpants? Yucky!!! Check out the pics here



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Shiloh Jolie Pitt Makes Her Acting Debut In The Curious Case of Benjamin Button!!!




At around 1:20 you can see Shiloh make her acting debut alongside daddy Brad . You would never know its her because the shot is done from a distance. But there she is. And it starts! Yet another hollywood kid takes away chances for some regular kid to break into Hollywood. Ok that was harsh ( but its true). I do really think Shiloh is cute though.



Oh My!!!



Matta Damon used to look hot! The main word in that sentence being USED to. He looks like a fat nerd!!! He’s filming “The Informant” in Hawaii… I'm hoping that's why he looks like that!!!

Tuesday? Where's Friday???

Once upon a Time....



The Hogans knew best, but now they are just as crazy as every other reality TV stars. As much as I HATE that whiny little bitch Nick Hogan, it makes sad to see how this family has crumbled. I mean after all, Linda and Hulk Hogan were married for something like 25 years! And now look at them. A 911 call placed by Linda was just leaked, and in the call she's telling the dispatcher Hulk was stalking her because he was right outside her house and she has a court order for him to stay away from her. So when Hulk decided to leave, she went and followed him! IN HER CAR. Who's crazy now?! Even the dispatcher tells her to stop following him. listen to the call here


She'll never learn!



So if you were diagnosed with emphysema and advised by a doctor to not smoke, do drugs or work you would take it easy right? Welp Amy Winehouse doesn't think this way. She was all smiles when she was snapped in the passenger seat of a car shortly after she was released from the hospital. And a trip to the emergency room didn't stop Wino from rehearsals for the Glastonbury Festival and the Nelson Mandela charity concert--for smoking for that matter. She lit up a cigarette as soon as she was discarded from the hospital. Wino's rep Tracey Miller claims that her dad Mitch over exaggerated her condition. "She is not diagnosed with full-blown emphysema, but instead has early signs of what could lead to emphysema." Tsk tsk tsk!

YOU CAN'T SING!!!!!!



Heidi, for the sake of all that is holy......Stop it! Stop it ! Stop it! You are hurting our ears with you poor excuse for music! Ok I feel better now. So Heidi Montag put out yet another song and Spencer Pratt says 'Fashion' is "the best song of his life". Yuck! Listen to it here




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Oh but they are NOT Dating



Just friggin admit it already!!!!!!!!! Chris' mother Joyce Hawkins claims Rihanna is "the sexiest and sweetest girl Chris has ever dated." Their romance is just about the worst kept secret of 2008. Everyone knows they're together but just yesterday Rihanna denied being involved with him claiming, "He's an amazing person but we are not dating. We are very close, very, very close... There's a big difference." Sigh, whatever :)


Goth baby???




I really do think Gwen Stefani has great style! And I think it's cute to give babies little punk rocker looks but this is a little much. Gwen was recently talking about her future tot and said "We don't know if it's a boy or a girl. We are going to put him [or her] in a black room. It'll be a goth baby." Itsn't that bad for the baby to put them in a dark room like that? I mean that kid is gonna grow up to be Marylin Manson or something. Just sayin'.

Starbucks...get in my belly!!!!!

Daddy Wino : "Amy Could Die"



I really hope that Amy Wino's talents are just going to be wasted away to the drug gods! Seriously this girl is too alented to throw her life awy to crack the way she has been. Well Amy is really sick now!!! According to Amy Winehouse's father Mitch, the troubled singer is in the early stages of Emphysema. He made a statement saying "With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up," Mitch Winehouse tells the Sunday Mirror in the U.K. "There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 percent lung capacity." When we got to the hospital a room was ready. Several doctors came in and checked to make sure she didn't need any emergency treatment. They put her on a drip straight away because she was dehydrated. All of this may have been a reality check for her because she said, 'Don't worry about me, dad. I know I've got to stop taking drugs now." We'll see. I hope for her sake she means it!



Jenny from the Block my Ass!!!



Ok, I'm a proud Rican woman so naturally i love how much JLO has accomplished in her career...BUT... it pisses me off how she acts like her "you know what" dont stink! She was out shopping last week at the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset's Miracle Mile and acted like a D-I-V-A!!! One clerk at the store said "She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, 'Absolutely not,t hen one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing." UGH!!!!!!!


And the Creepy Dad Award goes to......



Nope not Joe Simpson... Larry Birkhead! He coughed up nearly $3,000 at an auction Saturday for some old lingerie worn by Anna Nicole Smith in a Playboy shoot for his daughter Dannielynn. He explained why by saying "I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about," he told the Associated Press. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career. You know, it's not something I can show today, but something down the road," he added. "It's not going to be in any bedtime stories anytime soon." Good lord i hope not! WACKO!!!!

Yup, it's Thursday

Another Spears girl enters the world.



Quick, hide your sons! 17-year-old Jamie Lynn popped out a baby girl at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Ms. She delivered via C-section at 8:30 a.m. The new baby Spears weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces. Supposedly Jamie Lynn and Casey wanted to name her Cailynn or Cassie which would have been a combination of their names but they went with Maddie Briann instead. I kinda like Cailynn better, but at least they didn't give her some weird name like CoCoa or Apple or Finneus!


Geesh, have the Twins First!



The Brangelina clan is getting ginormous(R!LEY-ISM). Rumor has it that Brad and Angelina want to adopt another baby boy from Ethiopia! One source said "Angie and Brad have wanted an African boy for the last couple of years. They were initially going to have that adoption follow the addition of Pax last year, but that all changed when Angie got pregnant with twins last fall." How many kids is tha now? Like 10?


Is he off the Market?



Colin Farrell prety much lost his allure for me when he made out with Britney Spears, but he's still known primarily as a Hollywood bad boy. So it was kind of a suprise that there is rumore going around that he has married his GF Muireann McDonnell. He was spotted at LAX wearing a ring on his left ring finger as well. BTW, Muireann's ex committed suicide after she dumped him for Farrell. Wierd!


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R.I.P Mimi



Poor Tori Spelling! Her precious pug Mimi La Rue has died. Tori put out a statement about her loss, saying, "She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly. People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud! I'm devastated. I'm convinced she waited around to make sure I had the daughter I always dreamt about before she left us." Seriously?


Engagement dress?



I swear the things that celebs come up with boggles me. Nicole Richie's engagement to DJ AM never turned into anything more, but she did hold onto the dress she wore to their engagement party. It's a vintage Halston dress worth more than $10,000. Keep in mind, Nicole was a realllllly skinny back then, so it basically fit your Barbie doll. I hope this isn't going to become a trend like the divorce ring.


Just because...




Dayyyum he's hot!!!!


And this one is NOT!!!!!



People Magazine just named Mario Lopez its hottest bachelor. Yea...no.